Getting to know you, getting to know....
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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=8256.msg484312#msg484312 date=1202249603]
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
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Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
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Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=8256.msg484316#msg484316 date=1202249704]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=8256.msg484312#msg484312 date=1202249603]
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
[/quote]
Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
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you like the fat bird huh?
obviously i normally have no choice, being a fat bastard myself. it's not all bad cos i guarantee there much dirtier. my ex-wife is a right whale...as fat as me. stinks to high heaven too. at least i keep myself clean.
i did nail a tiny size eights just before i met the wife. she had a very fucking fit body but a face like a welders bench. i mean REALLY ugly. i could see how she'd ended up with me. she was crap too and seemed appauled when i tried to take a trip down bourneville boulevards without her consent.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=8256.msg484312#msg484312 date=1202249603]
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
[/quote]
Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
[/quote]
you like the fat bird huh?
obviously i normally have no choice, being a fat bastard myself. it's not all bad cos i guarantee there much dirtier. my ex-wife is a right whale...as fat as me. stinks to high heaven too. at least i keep myself clean.
i did nail a tiny size eights just before i met the wife. she had a very fucking fit body but a face like a welders bench. i mean REALLY ugly. i could see how she'd ended up with me. she was crap too and seemed appauled when i tried to take a trip down bourneville boulevards without her consent.
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=8256.msg484316#msg484316 date=1202249704]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=8256.msg484312#msg484312 date=1202249603]
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
[/quote]
Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
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We're just looking out for your dream girl Pete.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=8256.msg484312#msg484312 date=1202249603]
Hi Carl,
Can you just confirm that you're male so that Pete doesn't get too excited.
[/quote]
Why on Saturday, whenever a fat girl walked up the stairs, did everyone decide to shout in my direction "Here you go Pete!".
It was fucking embarrasing. Its all coming back to me now mate!
[/quote]
We're just looking out for your dream girl Pete.
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=8256.msg484335#msg484335 date=1202250455]
Good grief. Need to know basis here, please. 😱
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My thoughts exactly.
So when you got refused entry to Cadbury's World did you flip her over and give the bitch the fistfucking of her life or what?
Good grief. Need to know basis here, please. 😱
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My thoughts exactly.
So when you got refused entry to Cadbury's World did you flip her over and give the bitch the fistfucking of her life or what?
My name is Hugh.
Anything else is on a strictly need to know and none of you need to know more.
Oh. I am sometimes friendly and sometimes not.
Anything else is on a strictly need to know and none of you need to know more.
Oh. I am sometimes friendly and sometimes not.
[quote author=Hugh Jorgan link=topic=8256.msg489509#msg489509 date=1202773530]
My name is Hugh.
Anything else is on a strictly need to know and none of you need to know more.
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You might want to alter your username in that case...
My name is Hugh.
Anything else is on a strictly need to know and none of you need to know more.
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You might want to alter your username in that case...
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I'm an American who is currently listening to her co-workers talk about politics as if they understand what they're saying.
[quote author=foray link=topic=8256.msg490409#msg490409 date=1202843077]
I'm an American who is currently listening to her co-workers talk about politics as if they understand what they're saying.
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You're a female American Liverpool supporter? How did that happen?
I'm an American who is currently listening to her co-workers talk about politics as if they understand what they're saying.
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You're a female American Liverpool supporter? How did that happen?
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foray
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Boyfriend.
Is he on here?
F
foray
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Not that I know of.
[quote author=foray link=topic=8256.msg491339#msg491339 date=1202944728]
Not that I know of.
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*cups ear, listens for signs of sobbing*
regards
Not that I know of.
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*cups ear, listens for signs of sobbing*
regards
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foray
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[quote author=Ijg link=topic=8256.msg491344#msg491344 date=1202945032]
[quote author=foray link=topic=8256.msg490637#msg490637 date=1202883425]
Boyfriend.
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Thought he wasn't into sports and that was a turn off.
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Two different peeps
That is to say one is from the past and one is from the present.
[quote author=foray link=topic=8256.msg490637#msg490637 date=1202883425]
Boyfriend.
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Thought he wasn't into sports and that was a turn off.
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Two different peeps
That is to say one is from the past and one is from the present.
I've never seen this thread before, don't know why as I've been here for a while. However, I'll partake in the festivies...
My name's Liam, I'm 20 and from Liverpool. I grew up in Aigburth, but have been shipped all over the city as my mum likes to buy and sell houses. I currently live in Halewood, unfortunately.
I did go to university, but left after a year because... well... that's what I do. Im a quitter! I now find myself doing a lot of nothing.
I've supported Liverpool for as long as I can remember, and try to get to the game whenever I can, which isn't very often.
I am quite sporty, and play football at a decent standard.
I prefer brunettes.
The end.
My name's Liam, I'm 20 and from Liverpool. I grew up in Aigburth, but have been shipped all over the city as my mum likes to buy and sell houses. I currently live in Halewood, unfortunately.
I did go to university, but left after a year because... well... that's what I do. Im a quitter! I now find myself doing a lot of nothing.
I've supported Liverpool for as long as I can remember, and try to get to the game whenever I can, which isn't very often.
I am quite sporty, and play football at a decent standard.
I prefer brunettes.
The end.
Hi Cass.
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=8256.msg504637#msg504637 date=1204414762]
Welcome to the site mate.
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ta rosco, its so refreshing to talk to LFC fans who aren't full of shite like elsewhere...
Welcome to the site mate.
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ta rosco, its so refreshing to talk to LFC fans who aren't full of shite like elsewhere...
[quote author=Ijg link=topic=8256.msg504645#msg504645 date=1204415353]
Welcome to the site mate, youngest no longer...
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only just. where in Notts are you from? my cousins lie in woodthorpe.
Welcome to the site mate, youngest no longer...
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only just. where in Notts are you from? my cousins lie in woodthorpe.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504664#msg504664 date=1204416394]
[quote author=Ijg link=topic=8256.msg504645#msg504645 date=1204415353]
Welcome to the site mate, youngest no longer...
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only just. where in Notts are you from? my cousins lie in woodthorpe.
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I'm 18 soon, so probably more, i'm from West Bridgford my family used to live in Woodthorpe though.
[quote author=Ijg link=topic=8256.msg504645#msg504645 date=1204415353]
Welcome to the site mate, youngest no longer...
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only just. where in Notts are you from? my cousins lie in woodthorpe.
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I'm 18 soon, so probably more, i'm from West Bridgford my family used to live in Woodthorpe though.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504635#msg504635 date=1204414670]
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
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Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
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Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=8256.msg504700#msg504700 date=1204419127]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504635#msg504635 date=1204414670]
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
[/quote]
Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
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That catches up with you in the end.
Being in lazy in college didn't work out as well I planned it.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504635#msg504635 date=1204414670]
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
[/quote]
Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
[/quote]
That catches up with you in the end.
Being in lazy in college didn't work out as well I planned it.
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=8256.msg504702#msg504702 date=1204419269]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=8256.msg504700#msg504700 date=1204419127]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504635#msg504635 date=1204414670]
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
[/quote]
Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
[/quote]
That catches up with you in the end.
Being in lazy in college didn't work out as well I planned it.
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Oh yeah deffo mate, A levels I had to revise to get my grades, and clearly Uni you can't blag.
I know when to work like and having seen two older brothers blag it, I thought I'd follow tradition.
Besides the Night before My GCSE English exams it was the Champions League final, so that was a total non-starter.
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=8256.msg504700#msg504700 date=1204419127]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=8256.msg504635#msg504635 date=1204414670]
Dan
16
GCSEs in May
Help me oh shit...
[/quote]
Hah, GCSE's are a fucking doddle, providing you have a bit of common sense about you, I revised for one of them, not something I was particularly proud of but I've always been lazy RE academia and got A's and B's.
[/quote]
That catches up with you in the end.
Being in lazy in college didn't work out as well I planned it.
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Oh yeah deffo mate, A levels I had to revise to get my grades, and clearly Uni you can't blag.
I know when to work like and having seen two older brothers blag it, I thought I'd follow tradition.
Besides the Night before My GCSE English exams it was the Champions League final, so that was a total non-starter.
