What do you reckon, secretly, that you could do better/faster/bigger/whatever that would achieve a Guinness World Record?
I'm plumping for:
Fastest time to eat three eclairs - 18.02s
Now, I haven't timed myself or owt, but eclairs are my go-to treat for being a good boy and shopping at the supermarket, so I've had a fair crack at them over the years. After leaving the till, I've usually got the box opened, necked the first one and am starting on the second by the time I've left the shop, and that's without even trying to do it competitively, that's just me being a greedy cunt.
Only thing is, I dunno what the rules are. Whether there's some special regulation eclair or what.
Still reckon I've got it in the bag like
I'm plumping for:
Fastest time to eat three eclairs - 18.02s
Now, I haven't timed myself or owt, but eclairs are my go-to treat for being a good boy and shopping at the supermarket, so I've had a fair crack at them over the years. After leaving the till, I've usually got the box opened, necked the first one and am starting on the second by the time I've left the shop, and that's without even trying to do it competitively, that's just me being a greedy cunt.
Only thing is, I dunno what the rules are. Whether there's some special regulation eclair or what.
Still reckon I've got it in the bag like
