I would like a match thread put into a song
On Saturday we have a major test,
Now is not the time for players to rest.
Another start at lunch time
TNT are fucking swines
We all know that Ali is dead,
So we turn to the lad with the golden head.
We will be up against a block that is low,
On the right we need Trent and Fuck off Mo.
Looking at the left hand side
I want to give them a torrid ride
Trickery and some killer delivery
Greek scouser and Colombian wizardry
For the core of the defence
Only one combo makes any sense
In the middle of the park it’s an easy pick
it has to be Mac, Gravy and the handsome prick
That just leaves who is up top,
All that is available is the ponytailed flop.
He loves fishing and can’t speak english
He will probably be offside and never finish.