Joke

[FoxForceFive]

Deserves to be in here:

Liverpool sign a new striker from Nigeria.

On the first day of training Kenny Dalglish picks up a ball & says "Ball". Then he does a kicking motion & says "Kick". Then he points to the goal & says "Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL . . . GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says 'Excuse me Mr Dalglish, but I speak perfectly good English'.

Dalglish says "Sit down son, I'm talking to Andy Carroll"

 

[HC]

LOL

 

[PaulGorst]

it's poor.

 

[keniget]

It's a shit joke and normally I wouldn't send it on, but I did... and everyone laughed because Carroll is a joke and rival fans find it funny regardless of what is said.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

it was shit...........but i lol'd

 

[nealmac]

Joke

I lol'ed too even though I saw the punch line coming.

 

[Shadey]

I liked this bit

'Liverpool sign a new striker '

 

[jexykrodic]

If you didn't laugh, you'd cry.

 

[Modo]

Re: Joke

Reading this joke I was thinking:
"But they speak English in Nigeria"
"But they speak English in Nigeria"
"But they speak English in Nigeria"
"Where is this headed?"
"Oh..."
"Ha..."

 

[6TimesaRed]

Racist.. 😉