Jurgen Klopp

[Markeh]

should see a Klopptician about those glasses

can't wait for him to whiten his teeth and start shagging all round him

 

[tombrown]

The rest of the Premier League will be taken by surprise when our Klopptomaniac steals the title from under their noses

 

[Halmeister]

Red or alive, you're coming with me.

 

[Oncy]

I pretty much hate you all and wish you were dead.

 

[gene hughes]

I pretty much hate you all and wish you were dead.

Fucking puns ruin everything don't they?

A pox on your puns lads.

 

[Ceefax the Cat]

 

[gene hughes]

Gaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

 

[Frogfish]

I will be honest .... I can hardly believe we are going to get Klopp, in fact I think the whole PL world is in near shock. He may or may not work out but I'm still amazed that one of Europe's top top managers, and most people recognise him as that, has chosen to manage us. I never thought Ancelotti would even consider coming here.
Yes, we have a wonderful & rich history but we are no longer one of Europe's elite clubs and we are not even guaranteed CL football, somewhere that a manager of his standing would want to be, year in year out. Someone pinch me when he's actually signed so I know this isn't a dream.

 

[StevieM]

So when are we appointing Jurgen Klinsman?

 

[tombrown]

Jurgen Klinsman is an anagram of Russian Linesman

 

[Comical Aly]

Jurgen Klinsman is an anagram of Russian Linesman

tombrown is an anagram of torn womb

 

[6TimesaRed]

Time for a bit of German Music..

I'm on a German appreciation day..

Start of a new era for Liverpool.. No better way than to start with this number..

 

[6TimesaRed]

A thunderbolt from the Kaiser

 

[6TimesaRed]

The Autobahn

A ZX10 struggling to keep up with an Audio RS6

 

[6TimesaRed]

A Compilation of some of the best German Soccer goals..

From the Classic era

 

[reuque]

"Klopp signs today if he can bear with these two" - Bild Headline

This puzzles me.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Compilation of some of the best Teamplays from Dortmund in 2012..

Just to wet the appetite

 

[6TimesaRed]

"Klopp signs today if he can bear with these two" - Bild Headline

This puzzles me.

No way I can see that happening..

He will bring his own people in.. Klopps success is helped by the people he works with... It would be of huge concern if he didn't bring them in...

Be like how Rafa became without Pako

 

[Mamma Mia]

Be like how Rafa became without Pako

Did you even think about this for a second?

 

[6TimesaRed]

Did you even think about this for a second?

It was often documented Rafa was never been the same Manager after he parted company with Pako...

 

[Hansern]

I thought ze Germans said Bild was like the Daily Star or something. Like we would jeopardize a move for Klopp by keeping O'Driscoll and Gary Mac.

 

[Insignificance]

Haha. We could fire Pascoe, but insists Driscoll is untouchable?

 

[Oliver Twist]

He was going thin on Klopp.

You've really shoe-horned that one in, Cloggyklopp

 

[Mystic]

Fucking puns ruin everything don't they?

A pox on your puns lads.

They're punderful.

 

[Mamma Mia]

It was often documented Rafa was never been the same Manager after he parted company with Pako...

And so....?

 

[mark1975]

The German love in is going too far now. They bombed our chippy!

 

[StevieM]

"Jurgenna get yer klopping head kicked in"

 

[reuque]

Express Sport @DExpress_Sport
A clash over the Liverpool coaching staff threatens Jurgen Klopp deal #LFC express.co.uk/sport/football… pic.twitter.com/iSphUBcHqh

JUST ANNOUNCE THE KLOPP ALREADY

 

[Holle]

Jürgen Löw is also talking about this like it's a done deal.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Jürgen Löw is also talking about this like it's a done deal.

Joachim Low

Its OK... I understand... I blame the excitement... I called my wife Jurgen in error this morning... (might have something to do with being up most of the night with the baby too)