January 2017 is Klopp's winter of discontent writ large. The worst sequence of results and performances from a Liverpool side in living memory. A desolate array of defensive calamity, midfield anonymity and flaccid attacking.
But let's not use this thread as an opportunity for bickering, or volleys back and forth of 'I told you so' vs 'Wrong as usual'. There is no value in that, and there's no shift in the status quo, or satisfaction in being correct when stating the fucking obvious.
This is a huge test for Klopp's management skills and also FSG's genuine desire to be successful on the pitch, rather than off it. There's also little benefit in stewing over what he needs to do, or hasn't done, or whatever. He knows he has made mistakes, it is what he does now that counts
We are in a dismal state. Battered by every team, conceding goals in every game, no ability to control games, and a flat, slow, and laughably predictable game, with a paucity of genuine attacking threat.
What a state we're in
Klarius (4) A flapping spastic as usual when the ball is in the air, he was embarrassed for the first goal, even with the attendant cretins in the defence, but made a couple of good saves after. Clearly not good enough, though.
Randall (3) What's the fucking point? He's shit, and should be nowhere near the team ever. Cheers, but fuck off. Why is Klopp even playing him? He is objectively shite
Gomez (4) Yeah, let's build the defence around him for 10 years! Hurray he's signed a new contact, despite proving nothing at all ever. He was all over the fucking place today, and looked vulnerable to pace, strength, crosses, in fact almost everything.
Klavan (5) Average, which is a massive improvement on his usual level. Another fucking mediocrity
Moreno (5) Was actually one of the few genuine threats in attack, despite not knowing how to cross, or indeed tackle. I think it's because he can actually run fast now and again, in comparison to the rest of the lead-footed twats in the team
Lucas (3) Cunt
Wijnaldum (4) Floated about and did fuck all of any interest or impact. Gutless and insipid. Booooo
Ejaria (5) Better than the useless spectre in midfield, but - like Randall - is so clearly never going to be a genuinely top quality footballer, it seems almost cruel to keep playing him
Woodburn (6) One of the few players who rose above average. Even if it wasn't anything that remarkable. Not seen anything to suggest he might replicate the impact of Owen, but that's probably because he definitely won't. Still, he was better than most.
Origi (5) I always give players an extra point for a goal. They are so important. So all credit to him for that, although he still remains one of the worst strikers in the entire league. Bless
Firmino (5) Oh how he runs. Slowly. Without any genuine attacking threat. Another fucking 'whatever' display of...I dunno, what? God he's ordinary
Klopp (3) fuck off
But let's not use this thread as an opportunity for bickering, or volleys back and forth of 'I told you so' vs 'Wrong as usual'. There is no value in that, and there's no shift in the status quo, or satisfaction in being correct when stating the fucking obvious.
This is a huge test for Klopp's management skills and also FSG's genuine desire to be successful on the pitch, rather than off it. There's also little benefit in stewing over what he needs to do, or hasn't done, or whatever. He knows he has made mistakes, it is what he does now that counts
We are in a dismal state. Battered by every team, conceding goals in every game, no ability to control games, and a flat, slow, and laughably predictable game, with a paucity of genuine attacking threat.
What a state we're in
Klarius (4) A flapping spastic as usual when the ball is in the air, he was embarrassed for the first goal, even with the attendant cretins in the defence, but made a couple of good saves after. Clearly not good enough, though.
Randall (3) What's the fucking point? He's shit, and should be nowhere near the team ever. Cheers, but fuck off. Why is Klopp even playing him? He is objectively shite
Gomez (4) Yeah, let's build the defence around him for 10 years! Hurray he's signed a new contact, despite proving nothing at all ever. He was all over the fucking place today, and looked vulnerable to pace, strength, crosses, in fact almost everything.
Klavan (5) Average, which is a massive improvement on his usual level. Another fucking mediocrity
Moreno (5) Was actually one of the few genuine threats in attack, despite not knowing how to cross, or indeed tackle. I think it's because he can actually run fast now and again, in comparison to the rest of the lead-footed twats in the team
Lucas (3) Cunt
Wijnaldum (4) Floated about and did fuck all of any interest or impact. Gutless and insipid. Booooo
Ejaria (5) Better than the useless spectre in midfield, but - like Randall - is so clearly never going to be a genuinely top quality footballer, it seems almost cruel to keep playing him
Woodburn (6) One of the few players who rose above average. Even if it wasn't anything that remarkable. Not seen anything to suggest he might replicate the impact of Owen, but that's probably because he definitely won't. Still, he was better than most.
Origi (5) I always give players an extra point for a goal. They are so important. So all credit to him for that, although he still remains one of the worst strikers in the entire league. Bless
Firmino (5) Oh how he runs. Slowly. Without any genuine attacking threat. Another fucking 'whatever' display of...I dunno, what? God he's ordinary
Klopp (3) fuck off