I was waiting for the "and I just made that up" at the end of that article.
I'm guessing in Sweden Holy crap translate into What a load of crap?Holy crap....
He owes one to Liverpool's chief executive after the experience he endured en route to the Irish capital. Ayre, and Michael Owen, flew over with the great unwashed on Ryanair and received a gruelling interrogation from the rows behind. Aside from the question of how tight Liverpool's finances must be to send their chief executive via the budget airline (though he may have had checked-in luggage, to be fair), it was noticeable how many supporters demanded the sale of Suárez as stewards gamely attempted their safety instructions while Ayre waited desperately to put his earphones in.
Patrick Collins fucks dyslexic beavers.
Neville: Liverpool will be here in 100 years and Suarez won't be so they'll manage without him, whether they're a better football team in the short term or not.
Liverpool should have ditched Luis Suarez the moment he sank his teeth into the arm of Branislav Ivanovic.
According to Wigan chairman Dave Whelan, the Uruguayan striker has brought the five-time European champions into disrepute with some despicable antics in the 30 months since he arrived in a £22m deal from Ajax.
Suarez was found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United’s Patrice Evra and got a 10-match ban for biting Chelsea’s Ivanovic.
“I would have sold Suarez,” said Whelan. “You can’t have a player who bites people.
“Of course, Liverpool will want to get the best fee possible for him, but that was the second time he had bitten someone.
“Do Liverpool really want Suarez wearing their shirt when he bites somebody else?
“I would never let him pull on the Liverpool shirt again.
“If he was a Wigan Athletic player, and he’d bitten somebody, he wouldn’t put the shirt on for me again.”
Whelan has experience of sacking players to protect his club’s reputation.
Marlon King, the Jamaica international who had cost Wigan £3m, was sacked in October 2009 when he was jailed for 18 months for ABH and sexual assault.
Whelan said: “Yes, I took a stand and released him immediately.
“He had been inside before he joined us, but then he beat up a young lady in a nightclub.
“You can’t have that. We are a football club with a reputation to protect.
“That’s why I think Liverpool should have sold Suarez as soon as they got an offer for him.”
I'm guessing in Sweden Holy crap translate into What a load of crap?
Holy crap....
What does Rodgers expect from wantaway striker Suarez after his transparent tosh?
By PATRICK COLLINS
PUBLISHED: 23:05 GMT, 10 August 2013 | UPDATED: 23:05 GMT, 10 August 2013
In the course of the next nine months, the football managers of England will prattle a stream of pretentious platitudes. But as they clear their throats and prepare to break their summer silences, they know Brendan Rodgers has delivered a pre-emptive strike.
Rummaging through his ragbag of all-purpose cliches, the Liverpool manager produced this selection: ‘There has been total disrespect of a club that has given him everything… We have a standard at Liverpool and I will fight for my life to retain it. The Liverpool Way is all about being committed to the cause and fighting for the shirt. It’s also about dignity and being dignified in how you speak about the club. And it’s about unity.’
One by one, the boxes were ticked: respect, dignity, unity and our old friend, The Liverpool Way. The person who provoked the outburst was, of course, Luis Suarez. There is something about the little chap that pushes even the sanest of managers to the brink of self-parody. And as Rodgers launched his rant, you could imagine an unrepentant smile spreading across the player’s features as he trotted off to train in solitary confinement.
The manager’s criticisms were clearly justified, since Suarez is a manipulative chancer whose antics over the past couple of years have brought both his club and his sport into deep disrepute. If he were an ordinary footballer, then Liverpool would have marched him off the premises many months ago. But he is not ordinary. He is an original talent; brave, audacious and gloriously inventive. He is capable of transforming a club and shaping a season. Such people are consistently accommodated; their failings dismissed as foibles, their excesses reduced to eccentricities. Which brings us back to Brendan Rodgers.
When Kenny Dalglish was dismissed as Liverpool manager in May 2012, his treatment of Suarez was widely regarded as a contributory factor. The picture of Dalglish and his squad wearing Suarez T-shirts after the player had been found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United’s Patrice Evra became the defining image of his brief and unimpressive tenure. When Rodgers succeeded, two weeks later, it seemed inconceivable that he would be guilty of similarly misplaced tolerance.
So let us consider the evidence: In late September 2012, he complained that Suarez was being denied valid penalty appeals. ‘He hasn’t dived, they’ve been legitimate, and he’s actually got booked,’ said Rodgers. ‘It would be a shame if players who respect the rules, and managers who are asking players to stay on their feet and not dive, are not getting the decisions because of it.’
A week on, after winning at Norwich, the theme was the same: ‘He now has a reputation for going down easily… He doesn’t get the rub of the green from officials, there’s absolutely no question.’
A further week, after a match against Stoke, his conviction had hardened: ‘There seems to be one set of rules for Luis and another set for everyone else… the vilification of Luis is both wrong and unfair.’
Three months later, the ‘vilified’ Suarez helpfully admitted he had in fact dived ‘because we were drawing at home and we needed anything to win it’.
It was around this time that Suarez scored against Everton and flung himself into a coy, celebratory dive. His manager beamed at the witless prank. In January this year, Suarez clearly handled before scoring in an FA Cup tie at Mansfield. Rodgers watched the damning replay, declined to criticise the cheating and concluded: ‘It’s not deliberate, as it’s pushed up and hit his hand. It’s up to the officials to decide. That’s why they get paid as officials.’
Then in March, Rodgers announced that Suarez had changed for the better as a player and a person. ‘This is a guy who is trying to turn around his life and adapt to the culture,’ he said.
A month later, the reformed character sunk his teeth into the Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic. Rodgers was ‘bitterly disappointed’, but not by the offence. ‘It’s the severity of the ban that has hurt most,’ he said. And he added: ‘If you look at South American players, they do whatever it takes to win. This is the way they have been brought up. To fight for their lives.’
It was a pathetic performance; a series of managerial humiliations, willingly borne because the player was just too valuable to lose.
And Rodgers knew he had the bulk of the Liverpool following firmly alongside him, because they, too, recognised the striker’s worth.
But then Suarez went a step too far. Diving, cheating, abusing referees, racial insults, biting opponents: the fans could swallow hard and overlook these trivial character flaws. But demanding to leave Liverpool was something else, something so heinous that forgiveness was rendered impossible.
And so the manager launched that outpouring of transparent tosh about The Liverpool Way and fighting for the shirt, while taking care not to cut the ties with his most valuable asset.
That Suarez has behaved shabbily will surprise nobody, since that is his nature. But his behaviour has been wilfully abetted by the endless indulgence of his manager. We thought Brendan Rodgers was better than that. It seems we were wrong.
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Apparently the Arse are planning another bid. After what Henry said you have to wonder what the hell they think they'll achieve, apart from absolutely wrecking any relationship there is between the two clubs. If Suarez was the kind of player who'd just slot neatly into Wenger's system there might be some logic in the gamble, but he clearly isn't a good fit, he'll need a major overhaul of the system, and even then he'd probably kill someone or maim a child or whatever else he's capable of cocking up. Madness.
Steve Nicol claims there is no way back for Luis Suarez at Liverpool even if the striker issues a grovelling apology for his recent conduct.
Nicol insists Suarez has damaged the club’s reputation 'beyond repair’ and must be shipped out as soon as possible.
"I find it impossible that you can build a bridge so quickly with what has been said. I don’t see any way back for Suarez and certainly an apology is not going to cut it," the former Liverpool defender said, speaking on Extra Time.
“I think everybody would like him to get out the door. The problem is they don’t have anyone to fill his boots. That is the crux of the matter.
"Liverpool in no way, shape or form should be entertaining this guy, but they need him and that is why they are trying to build bridges. Suarez, as a player, is a bit of a genius. He does things that no other player in the world does, but for me and a lot of my old team-mates, this guy should be shown the door.
A new Arsenal bid is ready to go. Just the fact they've prepared it is staggering.
Our interest in Mkhitaryan and Costa have done fuck all to give an impression to us about the club's ambition so I doubt the Arse supporters will be pleased by the end of the window if they don't bring anyone in.Maybe they're bidding as a statement to their fans, rather than any meaningful intent to sign Suarez (in light of Henry's comments).
Maybe they're bidding as a statement to their fans, rather than any meaningful intent to sign Suarez (in light of Henry's comments).