There's a great pub nearby called the Poenchendellenkeller or something ridiculous like that. Has large puppets hanging from the ceiling which gives it a lovely macabre feeling. And lots of beer.
Lukaku's Giant Penis Terrace Chant Is Racist
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Jan Vertonghen Superman
He has a massive cock he does; the Jan, the Jan.
He tucks it in his football sock; the Jan, the Jan.
He shagged his bird and now she’s dead,
He waves his cock around his head.
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham’s Superman
So why can Vertonghen have that song but Lukaku can't?
He has a massive cock he does; the Jan, the Jan.
He tucks it in his football sock; the Jan, the Jan.
He shagged his bird and now she’s dead,
He waves his cock around his head.
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham’s Superman
So why can Vertonghen have that song but Lukaku can't?
Because Spurs fans may be subject to anti-Semitism, they are given a free pass in other areas of racism
Vertonghen is a white Belgian. There's no stereotype or historical trope attached to the penis size of white Belgians.
Nerd alert!
In ancient times the smaller the penis the more intelligent a person appeared hence why most statues like that depict tiny penises
Truly, you are a man born out of time Dreamy.
The Greeks were an incredibly intelligent advanced people who relied on their own rigour to solve problems... they didn't even look to their gods for answers as much as seek answers for their Gods. The gods didn't really care and Greeks were left to fend for themselves intellectually. There were no straight answers to how and for what one should live his life. Thus, in the span of a few centuries, and after some borrowing from ancient Egypt and the near east, Greeks gave birth to a culture that's span and depth has never really been matched. Literature, art, science. And we've recovered only a fraction of material from that period. Who knows what the library of Alexandria held.
What I'm getting at here, is that a Greek dude would know that the size of his wang wouldn't make any difference to his analytical skills, but he would also know that a big fuck off wang up the arse would hurt.
If this simple fact has been cleaned up for modern texts, so be it.
What I'm getting at here, is that a Greek dude would know that the size of his wang wouldn't make any difference to his analytical skills, but he would also know that a big fuck off wang up the arse would hurt.
If this simple fact has been cleaned up for modern texts, so be it.
It's a rather odd situation. The Spurs fans like to chant "Yid army!" but what proportion of them are Jewish? I would guess 5% maximum.
...and they too have been told by Right On warriors that they mustn't, despite the fact that the chant is the polar opposite of anti-Semitic.
Good job Andy Goram's retired, the "there's only 2 Andy Goram's" chant would have the mental health lot up in arms.
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