My Corona

[737Max]

Liverpool member tests positive at training camp, Austrian tabloid says

VIENNA (Reuters) - An unidentified member of English Premier League champions Liverpool has tested positive for the new coronavirus at their summer training camp in the Austrian Alps, tabloid newspaper Kronen Zeitung said on Tuesday, citing anonymous sources.

The Austrian paper did not specify whether the person involved was a player or a member of staff, describing them only as a “member” of the club.


Liverpool declined to comment on the report.

 

[Woland]

Null and void the champions league

 

[tombrown]

You see what happens when you allow Lovren to leave ... don't mess with shit you don't understand

 

[dantes]

It's the stupid new kit they're wearing, delivered straight from a Wuhan sweatshop to the players courtesy of Nike. Not a single one of them wore gloves or masks or used any kind of sanitiser during their silly unboxing video. Madness.

 

[the count]

It wont be Karius because he cant catch anything.
Trent maybe seeing that he has an "injury"

 

[bluebell]

It's the stupid new kit they're wearing, delivered straight from a Wuhan sweatshop to the players courtesy of Nike. Not a single one of them wore gloves or masks or used any kind of sanitiser during their silly unboxing video. Madness.

The virus dies within 4 hours on fabric. You don't know how they caught the flu, or where the kits were made. All of these players being so healthy will be asymptomatic (God willing).

 

[dantes]

The virus dies within 4 hours on fabric. You don't know how they caught the flu, or where the kits were made. All of these players being so healthy will be asymptomatic (God willing).

On synthetic fabric I would agree, but these shirts were almost certainly made from the organic remains of dead uyghurs, so there would be ample hydrocarbons and nitrates within the fibres to sustain the virus.

 

[Red Bird]

No respectable news outlet is reporting this-- those that are are quoting some obscure Austrian tabloid.

 

[dantes]

No respectable news outlet is reporting this-- those that are are quoting some obscure Austrian tabloid.

Except an obscure Austrian tabloid is actually so much more respectable than the BBC and its like, there's just no comparison.

 

[Frogfish]

Except an obscure Austrian tabloid is actually so much more respectable than the BBC and its like, there's just no comparison.

It's a basement printing press. That may make a difference.

 

[gkmacca]

It's a basement printing press.

At least it's not a bunker printing press. As Boney M didn't say, 'Ooh, those Austrians!'