New Pope

[rurikbird]

… is American (but not Trump!)

What’s the world coming to? 🙂

 

[Athens]

He'll rewrite the bible so it says that whoever was healed by Jesus got charged extortionate amounts.

 

[Atlas]

The whole chimney smoke thing is the worst gender reveal ever.

 

[Accedalyday]

I wonder what how they vote for the guy - it's definitely not based on how many catholics live in your country.

 

[The Nomad]

Apparently looks the other way when nonces are in attendance.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Apparently looks the other way when nonces are in attendance.

You might be a while looking for anyone high up in the Church that hasn't had some encounters with nonces along the way. The list of potential pope's might be quite small if you ruled them all out.