Officially official Stoke Match Thread!

[Ryan]

Is there one? I couldn't find one.

Anyway, we'll fucking batter them 2-2.

Benteke and Lallana with the goals. Milner to be the best player to ever play at the Britannia.

 

[peterhague]

I want Ibe to score.

I'm trying with Rodgers but the prospect of Lovren starting still makes my fucking blood boil.

I think we'll win. Say 3-1.

 

[Woland ★]

I said 3-1 last week but today I'm a bit more optimistic. I reckon I'll stick to that for betting purposes though,

 

[Buddha ★]

Firmino to come on at 60 mins and win the game for us with dazzling skill and winning ball high up the pitch.

1-3 (two Liverpool goals in last 12 mins)

 

[mom]

2-3. Balotelli with the winner.

 

[Ryan]

I fancy a Mignolet howler too. Something real fucking calamitous. He'll throw the ball into his own net or something the fucking moron.

 

[Woland ★]

Milner is 18/1 to score first / last or 13/2 to score anytime. It's buying money.

 

[Oncy]

We wont beat Stoke.
They will beat us.
2-0

 

[Spencer]

This is the lineup apparently:

Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Gomez, Henderson, Milner, Ibe, Coutinho, Lallana, Benteke

 

[iseered]

An "honourable" 1-0 loss.

 

[gene hughes]

2-2

 

[Fabio ★]

3-1 because lovren is starting


Allegedly

 

[Markeh ★]

Surprised there's no Lucas

 

[Squiggles ★]

In terms of goals 1-1. In terms of character I fancy us to out do them.

 

[mark1975]

It'll be a tough game, they've bought fairly well too. We need to get out the blocks quickly, an early goal for them could ruin us, psychologically.

We seriously need to get a grip of Walters, he always does well against us, he's a good player. Interesting debut for Gomez against him.

 

[Woland ★]

They're fucking shite. We'll batter them. Obv we'll concede because Lolvren and Ming but just look at the attack.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We'll lose 2-0

 

[Woland ★]

The way you're going on I'm beginning to think backing a Benteke hatrick could have been a mistake.

 

[kingjulian]

What time is the kick off?

 

[the count ★]

What time is the kick off?

4pm UK time

 

[Rosco]

Lallana will have about 120 touches and do nothing.

We'll lose 1-0

 

[peterhague]

The way you're going on I'm beginning to think backing a Benteke hatrick could have been a mistake.

You really really like Benteke, don't you?

 

[Woland ★]

Well considering he's gonna win us the league it's only right we offer a bit of love his way.

 

[mark1975]

You really really like Benteke, don't you?

Some of the stereotyping about his abilities is school boy stuff. That goal he scored last week was straight out the top drawer, that's the sort of stuff that pisses on this ridiculous notion that he's a battering ram.

 

[Frogfish ★]

1-2

Rumoured:
Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Gomez, Henderson, Milner, Ibe, Coutinho, Lallana, Benteke
Subs: Bogdan, Sakho, Lucas, Firmino, Ings, Can, Moreno
Injured: Sturridge, Allen, Flanagan
Not selected: Toure, Ilori, Rossiter, Teixeira, Markovic, Origi

 

[Nir.Barak]

I like how Balotelli isn't even on the "not selected" list.

 

[Judge Jules ★]

I foresee a close game with a few goals in it. 2-2, I reckon.

 

[Dahuge]

Only problem with that team is lallana, should have started formino. We spent enough on him give him 60 mins

 

[cloggypop]

Forminiho.

 

[Frogfish ★]

I foresee a close game with a few goals in it. 2-2, I reckon.

19 goals in our last 3 games there.