I seem to recall him having ace goalscoring stats for a defender coz he took the pens, but my greatest memory of him was seeing one of my dad's mates have a total meltdown about how fucking stupid he was and how he had zero game intelligence. I remember him shouting shit for brains, rocks for brains, he's got shit and rocks for brains the fucking shit and rocks for brains having cunt. I was in awe.