Piss Off Pardew
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He'll have time for Christmas celebration then. 😛
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One of the biggest cunts in football
Although they might be replacing him with another
Although they might be replacing him with another
I bet they try and get Wagner in for a bit of Jurgen style gen-gen
Yes. Maybe five years but yes.
He was doing his usual humble-brag interviews about being linked with the England job at the time too
I've had that cunt's card marked for years
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BREAKING: Crystal Palace sack Alan Pardew.#SSNHQ
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Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 13m13 minutes ago
BREAKING: Sky Sources: Sam Allardyce's representatives will meet for talks with@CPFC chairman Steve Parish in next 24 hours.#SSNHQ
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From Pardew to Fat Sam
Merry Xmas everyone
Merry Xmas everyone
Club Statement – 22nd December 2016
Crystal Palace F.C. have today asked Alan Pardew to step down as Manager of the Club.
Club Chairman Steve Parish said, “I would like to put on record our sincere gratitude for the tremendous service Alan has given us, both in his time here as Manager and previously as a player. Following a fantastic second half of 2014/15, the 2015/16 season culminated in only narrowly missing out on winning the FA cup as well as securing our Premier League place for a record breaking fourth time. During his tenure Alan’s hard work and dedication were without question, he has improved so many areas of the Club and we wish him the very best for the future.
With games now coming thick and fast over the holiday period the Club are hoping to put someone in place as quickly as possible but have nothing to say about a replacement at this time.
Read more at http://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/club-statement-cpfc-3482525.aspx#K5kekzOixx3tzZuP.99
Crystal Palace F.C. have today asked Alan Pardew to step down as Manager of the Club.
Club Chairman Steve Parish said, “I would like to put on record our sincere gratitude for the tremendous service Alan has given us, both in his time here as Manager and previously as a player. Following a fantastic second half of 2014/15, the 2015/16 season culminated in only narrowly missing out on winning the FA cup as well as securing our Premier League place for a record breaking fourth time. During his tenure Alan’s hard work and dedication were without question, he has improved so many areas of the Club and we wish him the very best for the future.
With games now coming thick and fast over the holiday period the Club are hoping to put someone in place as quickly as possible but have nothing to say about a replacement at this time.
Read more at http://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/club-statement-cpfc-3482525.aspx#K5kekzOixx3tzZuP.99
Only macca could introduce semiotics into a post in which he's really just calling Pardew a massive cunt
Carry on though
Feed my hate
Carry on though
Feed my hate
This is the point where they should have sacked him.
Yeah. It's so 'essence of Pardew'
Couldn't have happened to a nicer absolute fucking preening bellend thundercunt
Colin Wanker, Pulis, Pardew and most likely Fat Sam now.
The cat that got not only the cream, but also a bath of milk, a salmon supper and a scratch behind the ear, all before curling up in front of the fireplace after dragging the corpse of a dead bird into the living room. As laboured as the metaphor is, the point remains the same: The King is back.
Alan Pardew wasted barely any time in being Alan Pardew after Crystal Palace secured a 3-0 win over Southampton last week. “We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don’t know a lot about football,” he said, “so the chairman has been defending me this week.”
“It’s hard to dress up six defeats when you are the owner of a club where you have investors,” he would add, ensuring that the rod he had just made for his own back was firmly out of sight. Because if Palace follow up a supposedly job-saving victory with anything less than a win over Hull on Saturday, then Pardew is not back to square one, but behind where he started in the first place.
As vital as beating Southampton was, the subsequent fixture has now taken on even greater importance. A win for Hull would put the two sides level on points, and the spring in Pardew’s step would be forgotten as he trips over his ego and, potentially, through the Selhurst Park exit.
http://www.football365.com/news/big-weekend-the-premier-league-watcher-3
You dont criticize the owners and expect to be in a job especially with a record like this
Alan Pardew wasted barely any time in being Alan Pardew after Crystal Palace secured a 3-0 win over Southampton last week. “We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don’t know a lot about football,” he said, “so the chairman has been defending me this week.”
“It’s hard to dress up six defeats when you are the owner of a club where you have investors,” he would add, ensuring that the rod he had just made for his own back was firmly out of sight. Because if Palace follow up a supposedly job-saving victory with anything less than a win over Hull on Saturday, then Pardew is not back to square one, but behind where he started in the first place.
As vital as beating Southampton was, the subsequent fixture has now taken on even greater importance. A win for Hull would put the two sides level on points, and the spring in Pardew’s step would be forgotten as he trips over his ego and, potentially, through the Selhurst Park exit.
http://www.football365.com/news/big-weekend-the-premier-league-watcher-3
You dont criticize the owners and expect to be in a job especially with a record like this
I was always surprised with how long they've stuck with him. They have the odd game in which they're brilliant, but their form has been abysmal for 12 months. I suspect the fan base were relieved.
They're used to being managed by a cunt and at least Allardyce will keep them up.
They're used to being managed by a cunt and at least Allardyce will keep them up.
So we finally get back the high tech stuff as Headsets with a long enough mic to cover Fat Sams cheek back in PL....
I came to the forum to see this gif .
Why is he such a cnut?
Referees for causing injuries
“The biggest problem from the weekend, and perhaps the decision by the referee that changed the game, was that we put in more effort against Chelsea than we’ve done in any other game this season, and that’s cost us injuries to Guthrie and Taylor” – December 2011.
The atmosphere
“In our stadium 30,000 doesn’t feel like a lot so there was no electricity” – January 2012.
The Olympics
“I think it is quiet – whether we’re all enthralled by what’s happening with the Olympics I don’t know” – August 2012.
The Notting Hill carnival
“Today was a little bit unfair on us. We couldn’t move the game to Sunday because of the Notting Hill Carnival” – August 2012.
Europa League
“It has had an impact with the injuries we’ve sustained. This competition is not great for a Premier League team. Its too many games in addition to a tough, competitive league” – December 2012.
Lack of finances
“In particular, Liverpool and Spurs have spent a lot of money, and other clubs such as Swansea and Southampton have coordinated their financial strength really well. You look at a club like Southampton, and they’re in a much stronger financial position than us in terms of purchasing players” – August 2013.
The grass
“The grass was a bit long for our liking” – August 2013.
Science
“For the last three years I don’t know, it’s science against me” – January 2014.
Lack of intelligence in the local area
“Southampton] have a huge catchment area and it’s a different type of catchment area. There is a big working-class community down there but there are also a lot of middle-class kids who have good educations. The players who come out of Southampton are quite intelligent” – March 2014.
Having too many points
“It’s difficult when you have 46 points on the board” – March 2014.
The local press
“Four defeats for Newcastle is going to bring its own pressure. I dont think the local press have helped.” – April 2014.
Goalkeeper
“I’m pretty sure I would have stopped that last goal if I’d have been there” – April 2014.
World Cup
“We were affected by the World Cup, theres no doubt about that in my mind” – June 2014.
Yohan Cabaye
“At the time, we were in dispute with our midfield player. When we got off that bus, was he going to play or was he not going to play? The disruption of that unsettled us” – August 2014.
Fans’ singing
“Perhaps we got wrapped up in the crowd trying to get a fourth and its frustrating to concede” – August 2014.
Injuries
“One of the reasons we played below par was because, I think, we had so many key players missing today, and I just think we forced the game” – January 2016. Again, plenty of choice here.
Refereeing decisions
“It was a close game and two terrible decisions went against us today” – May 2016. There were plenty of these.
Choice of referees
“I don’t think Andre Marriner should have reffed this game after he gives the penalty last year. Why was Mike Riley giving him the game today? I can’t understand it” – October 2016.
Fixture list
“Sometimes the Premier League fixture list makes it very difficult; I like to think the fans understand. The players are a great group to work with they give me everything they’ve got” – November 2016.
http://www.football365.com/news/alan-pardews-excuses-the-longlist
“The biggest problem from the weekend, and perhaps the decision by the referee that changed the game, was that we put in more effort against Chelsea than we’ve done in any other game this season, and that’s cost us injuries to Guthrie and Taylor” – December 2011.
The atmosphere
“In our stadium 30,000 doesn’t feel like a lot so there was no electricity” – January 2012.
The Olympics
“I think it is quiet – whether we’re all enthralled by what’s happening with the Olympics I don’t know” – August 2012.
The Notting Hill carnival
“Today was a little bit unfair on us. We couldn’t move the game to Sunday because of the Notting Hill Carnival” – August 2012.
Europa League
“It has had an impact with the injuries we’ve sustained. This competition is not great for a Premier League team. Its too many games in addition to a tough, competitive league” – December 2012.
Lack of finances
“In particular, Liverpool and Spurs have spent a lot of money, and other clubs such as Swansea and Southampton have coordinated their financial strength really well. You look at a club like Southampton, and they’re in a much stronger financial position than us in terms of purchasing players” – August 2013.
The grass
“The grass was a bit long for our liking” – August 2013.
Science
“For the last three years I don’t know, it’s science against me” – January 2014.
Lack of intelligence in the local area
“Southampton] have a huge catchment area and it’s a different type of catchment area. There is a big working-class community down there but there are also a lot of middle-class kids who have good educations. The players who come out of Southampton are quite intelligent” – March 2014.
Having too many points
“It’s difficult when you have 46 points on the board” – March 2014.
The local press
“Four defeats for Newcastle is going to bring its own pressure. I dont think the local press have helped.” – April 2014.
Goalkeeper
“I’m pretty sure I would have stopped that last goal if I’d have been there” – April 2014.
World Cup
“We were affected by the World Cup, theres no doubt about that in my mind” – June 2014.
Yohan Cabaye
“At the time, we were in dispute with our midfield player. When we got off that bus, was he going to play or was he not going to play? The disruption of that unsettled us” – August 2014.
Fans’ singing
“Perhaps we got wrapped up in the crowd trying to get a fourth and its frustrating to concede” – August 2014.
Injuries
“One of the reasons we played below par was because, I think, we had so many key players missing today, and I just think we forced the game” – January 2016. Again, plenty of choice here.
Refereeing decisions
“It was a close game and two terrible decisions went against us today” – May 2016. There were plenty of these.
Choice of referees
“I don’t think Andre Marriner should have reffed this game after he gives the penalty last year. Why was Mike Riley giving him the game today? I can’t understand it” – October 2016.
Fixture list
“Sometimes the Premier League fixture list makes it very difficult; I like to think the fans understand. The players are a great group to work with they give me everything they’ve got” – November 2016.
http://www.football365.com/news/alan-pardews-excuses-the-longlist
I doubt he'd have lasted this long if he hadn't been the guy who scored that goal for them in the FA Cup semi-final in 1990. In fact I doubt he'd even have got the job in the first place but for that.
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