Predictions 25/26

[Squiggles]

Premier League winner:
Top 5: Liverpool,
Relegated teams:
Surprise package / wildcard team:
Golden Boot winner:
Player of the Season:
FA Cup winner:
League Cup winner:
Champions League winner:
First manager sacked:
Managers sacked by the end of the season:
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction:
Top 3 Breakout PL players:
Worst PL Signing:
Anything else:

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Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa
Relegated teams: Burnley, Leeds, West Ham
Surprise package / wildcard team: Sunderland to beat the drop
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Salah
FA Cup winner: City
League Cup winner: Arsenal
Champions League winner: PSG
First manager sacked: Daniel Farke
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Potter, Keith Andrews, Farke, Parker, Nuno (fall out with weird owner), Amorim
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Ngomoha to get more G/A per minutes played than Diaz.
Breakout PL players: Ngumoha, Nwaneri, Dowman, Minteh
Worst PL Signing: Sterling for Fulham (if formalised).
Anything else: Bournemouth to make top 6. Brentford to implode.

 

[peterhague]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd
Relegated teams: Sunderland, Burnley, Brentford
Surprise package / wildcard team: Man Utd!
Golden Boot winner: Isak
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Arsenal
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Farke
Managers sacked by the end of the season: no idea. Can only see Potter of the big names.
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Gravenberch to score a goal
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Ngomoha, Sesko, Cherki
Worst PL Signing: Garnacho? No idea really
Anything else: No thank you.

 

[MomoWASright]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Villa, Chelsea
Relegated teams: Sunderland, Burnley, West Ham
Surprise package / wildcard team: Leeds
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Potter
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Nuno, whoever is in charge of Sunderland and Burnley
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Wirtz to score more than Salah
Top 3 Breakout PL players: It’s too easy to say Rio
Worst PL Signing: Gyokeres
Anything else: Everton to finish above Man U

 

[Hansern]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs
Relegated teams: Leeds, Burnley, Brentford
Surprise package / wildcard team: Sunderland
Golden Boot winner: Isak
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: Chelsea
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Scott Parker
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Parker, Farke, Amorim, Potter
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Rio scores 5 goals in the PL
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Rio, Estevao, Dowman
Worst PL Signing: Cunha
Anything else: Utd and Everton are shit

 

[jan]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs
Relegated teams: Burnley, Brentford, Leeds
Surprise package / wildcard team: Everton to finish top half
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Salah
FA Cup winner: City
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: PSG
First manager sacked: Farke
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Andrews, Farke, Parker, Nuno, Potter, Pereira
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Joe Gomez scores a goal
Breakout PL players: Nwaneri, Heaven, Nyoni
Worst PL Signing: Gittens
Anything else: Arsenal don't win shit again

 

[Modo]

Premier League winner: Man C

Top 5: Liverpool, Man C, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs

Relegated teams: Brentford, Sunderland, Burnley

Surprise package / wildcard team: Everton

Golden Boot winner: Haaland

Player of the Season: Palmer

FA Cup winner: Liverpool

League Cup winner: Chelsea

Champions League winner: Barcelona

First manager sacked: Keith Andrews

Managers sacked by the end of the season: Andrews, Farke, Parker, Vitor Pereira

One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Szobo is going to be a starter.

Top 3 Breakout PL players: Joao Pedro, Evanilson, Wharton

Worst PL Signing: Gyökeres (pfp)

Anything else: Garner to have his breakout season too.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Premier League winner: . City
Top 5: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa
Relegated teams: Burnley, Leeds, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: United to finish in top 8
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Haaland
FA Cup winner: City
League Cup winner: Villa
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Keith Andrews
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Probably about half of them
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Marmadash to play more games than Ali
Breakout PL players: Dunno
Worst PL Signing: Gyokeres
Anything else:

 

[Frogfish]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, City, Newcastle
Relegated teams: Burnley, Sunderland and Brentford
Surprise package / wildcard team: Leeds
Golden Boot winner: Isak
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Potter
Managers sacked by the end of the season: 8
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Ekitike to outscore Salah (exc. pen goals).
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Rio and two I've never heard of.
Worst PL Signing: Madueke
Anything else: Slot Manager of the Year again.

 

[StevieM]

This is to ward off the evil jinxy spirits!!!!

Premier League winner: Arsenal
Top 5:, Arsenal, City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs
Relegated teams: Burnley, Leeds, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: Man Utd
Golden Boot winner: Gyokeres
Player of the Season: Saka
FA Cup winner: Man City
League Cup winner: Man Utd
Champions League winner: Real Madrid
First manager sacked: Potter
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Potter, Le Bris, Pereira, Slot
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: we’ll have no players scoring more than 10 goals
Breakout PL players: Elliot at wherever he goes
Worst PL Signing: Wirtz
Anything else: Isak to play less than Gomez through injury

 

[LarryHagman]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd
Relegated teams: Burnley, Sunderland, Brentford
Surprise package / wildcard team: Leeds
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Haaland
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: City
Champions League winner: Barcelona
First manager sacked: Parker
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Parker, Sunderland coach, Brentford coach, Moyes
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Fed up now
Top 3 Breakout PL players:
Worst PL Signing:
Anything else: Big stretchy pissflaps

 

[Fabio]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa
Relegated teams: The 3 who came up
Surprise package / wildcard team: West ham
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Salah
FA Cup winner: City
League Cup winner: Arsenal
Champions League winner: PSG
First manager sacked: Amorim
Managers sacked by the end of the season: 4
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Ekitike will score more than Isak
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Rio, Diouf (west ham), João pedro
Worst PL Signing: madueke
Anything else: Gyokeres doesn't get more than 10 goals in the league. Whether that's down to injury or ability I don't know

 

[bazazaba]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal, Villa, Chelsea
Relegated teams: Wolves, Burnley, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: Everton
Golden Boot winner: Ekitike
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Maresca
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Maresca, Nuno, Potter, Amorim, Andrews, Vitor Pereira, Parker, Le Bris
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Szbozslai scores a personal best 10 goals in the league
Breakout PL players: Ekitike
Worst PL Signing: Gyokeres, Zubimendi, Kepa, Mbeumo, Cunha, Joao Pedro, Gittens, Hato, Delap, Trafford, Lijnders
Anything else: Nyoni and Ngumoha score their first competitive senior goals in one of the domestic cup games

 

[WheresMeTea]

I will wait, if we sign a quality Centre back and Isak we will be champions.

 

[tombrown]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, 4 others
Relegated teams: Utd, Everton, City
Surprise package / wildcard team: Blackpool
Golden Boot winner: Etikikikkkektk
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Liverpool
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Amorimjob
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Dog shagger, Moysie, Amorimjob, Arteta, whoever is managing Spurs
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Ekitikikekeke will play every minute of every PL game
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Rio, Nyoni, Wright
Worst PL Signing: Gyokeres
Anything else: Liverpool U21s will win PL2

 

[Beamrider]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle
Relegated teams: Brentford, Burnley, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: Leeds (surprise being they stay up)
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Arsenal
League Cup winner: Liverpool
Champions League winner: PSG
First manager sacked: Potter
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Maresca, Nuno, Potter, Amorim, Andrews, whoever is at Burnley and Sunderland
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Gravenberch will score a couple of worldies
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Kelleher, Cherki, Diouf
Worst PL Signing: Kudus
Anything else: Only last year's top 4 will make the CL knock-outs

 

[Whaddapie]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, Cheats FC, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle
Relegated teams: Brentford, Burnley, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: Those bitter blue cnuts (will finish top half
Golden Boot winner: Haaland
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Chelsea
League Cup winner: Cheats FC
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Nuno (crazy owner)
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Brentford, Burnley, Sunderland, Wolves, Forest, Scum.
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: We'll score 10-15 more goals that we did last year.
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Flo, no idea about non-LFC players.
Worst PL Signing: Gykoeres - He'll struggle, because Arsenal.
Anything else: Spurs will finish in the lower European places

 

[Mystic]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Spurs
Relegated teams: Sunderland, Burnley, Everton (hope more than anything else, probably Wolves though)
Surprise package / wildcard team: Chelsea will be really good
Golden Boot winner: Salah
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Man United
League Cup winner: City
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Vítor Pereira
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Pereria, Potter
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Dom 10+ goals.
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Wirtz, Cherki, Joao Pedro, Elliot if he joins a good team.
Worst PL Signing: Sesko will be shit either at United or Newcastle.

 

[dee]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Everton
Relegated teams: Sunderland, Burnley, Wolves
Surprise package / wildcard team: Everton
Golden Boot winner: Sesko
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Arsenal
League Cup winner: City
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Harry Potter
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Anyonebin bottom 5 at Xmas
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Marmaduke to be #1 by Xmas
Top 3 Breakout PL players: Rio, Nyoni and some cunts from other teams we will sign next summer
Worst PL Signing: The Brazilian United signed

 

[SummerOnions]

Premier League winner: Liverpool
Top 5: Liverpool, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle
Relegated teams: Burnley, West Ham, Sunderland
Surprise package / wildcard team: Brentford with their nobody manager
Golden Boot winner: Isak
Player of the Season: Wirtz
FA Cup winner: Utd
League Cup winner: City
Champions League winner: Liverpool
First manager sacked: Scott Parker
Managers sacked by the end of the season: Potter, Farke, Parker, Amorim, Le Bris
One crazy Liverpool squad prediction: Etikite to score two league hattricks
Breakout PL players: Ngumoha, some random player I've never heard of
Worst PL Signing: Gyokeres to Arsenal
Anything else: West Ham to come 20th