Raheem Twitter Fail

[BADGER10]

Oooops....

 

[juniormember]

Ooooh. That is cruel of the mother.

 

[Fabio]

Lol

Bellend

 

[Oncy]

Shes clearly the brains of the operation...
*does groucho rolled eyes*

 

[StevieM]

Maybe it was one of his other daughters birthdays.

 

[themn]

*deep sigh*

 

[Mystic]

God she looks hideous.

 

[Rosco]

Raheem Cromartie

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU&desktop_uri=/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU

 

[themn]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FvpR4ygXss

 

[Silver Sean]

On my 38th birthday my old man looked surprised when my sister said happy birthday to me in front of him.
'I thought it was the 23rd son.'
'No Dad, always been on the 22nd.'
'Oh, could have sworn it was the 23rd.'

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Raheem Cromartie

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU&desktop_uri=/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU

Literally was about to post this, then scrolled down and saw your next post.

 

[Glen C]

Is he actually still with her?

 

[Rafiagra]

My dad gave me my Birthday present 5 days early when I was about 14. I thought it was some kind of pre-gift ahead of bigger things to come until he said he he'd got it wrong!

 

[Karl Hungus]

Raheem Cromartie

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU&desktop_uri=/watch?v=ZpSwaVclOgU

He has 4 three year olds, what a fucking stud.

 

[Red Astaire]

LOL - Raheem you twonk!

 

[dee]

melissa ✌ ‏@melissa_clarke

30m​

@StaceyCuddy but considering he fourt it was her first birthday where was her card? Or present?.. No where to be seen xx

 

[dee]

"fourt"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just a pity he's not as prolific scoring on the pitch as he is in nightclubs.

 

[Mystic]

She's probably just some hoe wanting attention.

 

[Modo]

She's probably just some hoe wanting attention.

and we don't love them hoes...

 

[#roadred]

UUGGHHH! Imagine waking up next to that the morning after you've given her a good beasting with all that war paint running down her cheeks into her ears. No wonder he learned to run fast. Look after your child(ren) Raheem, but keep running from the media slapper.

 

[Spionkop69]

melissa ✌ ‏@melissa_clarke

30m​

@StaceyCuddy but considering he fourt it was her first birthday where was her card? Or present?.. No where to be seen xx

The fucking state of that.

And fourt? Fourt?! What on earth was she thinking of? Ah sorry my mistake, thinking won't be one of her strong points.

 

[themn]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/raheem-sterling-interview-the-liverpool-starlet-1528167

Internet searches on Sterling bring up false stories about how many children he has fathered.
He has one daughter, Melody Rose, born seven months ago after a brief relationship.
Sterling added: “Some of the stuff you see is unbelievable. I’ve read stuff that I’ve got five kids and another on the way. It’s just crazy and it’s completely wrong.


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[#roadred]

Five kids, incredible.

 

[dee]

He has one daughter, Melody Rose, born seven months ago after a brief relationship.

About 2 hours

 

[Mystic]

If it was with that woman, I imagine most of the time was spent vomiting.

 

[Ossi]

Five kids, incredible.

And another one coming. Jeeesus.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I would.

 

[Molbystwin]

I would.

yep.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'd 'fourt' my wab up her bum, no probs.