Reds to bid for Kjaer

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=the_khl link=topic=37366.msg996125#msg996125 date=1258962849]
[quote author=Glock link=topic=37366.msg996114#msg996114 date=1258961352]
Damage control. Instead of signing Kjaer in the summer we wasted 17 fucking million on a liability at right back.
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That's probably the most stupid thing I'll read on the Internet all day.


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Yea, he didn't google that one.

 

[Glock21]

[quote author=the_khl link=topic=37366.msg996125#msg996125 date=1258962849]
[quote author=Glock link=topic=37366.msg996114#msg996114 date=1258961352]
Damage control. Instead of signing Kjaer in the summer we wasted 17 fucking million on a liability at right back.
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That's probably the most stupid thing I'll read on the Internet all day.


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Johnson is an attacking rightback who can't defend and produces nothing going forward. He can't defend and won't defend and because of his poor positional play it's thrown our defense off because people are constantly having to cover for him. He's also produced nothing in attack to suggest that our horrendous defensive record is being offset by increased productivity at the other end of the field.

 

[manwithnoname]

Hahahaha, Poor the Grock.

Ruined

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Utterly absurd

 

[Farkmaster]

Ooh, I just found out that Glock seems to post as (or rips off the posts of) someone who posts as Doc_Rule on a forum called Xtratime, where he purports to be from Dublin.

Someone said of him there that he was "The best poster in XT"

 

[Farkmaster]

Actually, I've found that due to the writing style of Doc_Rule, that Glock on here perhaps even just copy pastes what Doc_rule says on this other forum, word for word.

 

[manwithnoname]

Yeah, I heard a rumour that he was some lonely, fat, middle-aged div who used to be on Koptalk, called The Rule

His 'catchphrase' was 'sit down little man, you have been ruled upon'

So it probably is him, isn't it?

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37366.msg996138#msg996138 date=1258965163]
Yeah, I heard a rumour that he was some lonely, fat, middle-aged div who used to be on Koptalk, called The Rule

His 'catchphrase' was 'sit down little man, you have been ruled upon'

So it probably is him, isn't it?
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This other guy is a native english speaker who can construct a sentence or two. The same exact posts, word for word, and his signature, are used by Glock on here, however nothing about his writing style otherwise seems to suggest that they are the same person.

This is much more uplifting than football to me right now.

 

[Avmenon]

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=37366.msg996140#msg996140 date=1258965401]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37366.msg996138#msg996138 date=1258965163]
Yeah, I heard a rumour that he was some lonely, fat, middle-aged div who used to be on Koptalk, called The Rule

His 'catchphrase' was 'sit down little man, you have been ruled upon'

So it probably is him, isn't it?
[/quote]

This other guy is a native english speaker who can construct a sentence or two. The same exact posts, word for word, and his signature, are used by Glock on here, however nothing about his writing style otherwise seems to suggest that they are the same person.

This is much more uplifting than football to me right now.
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I've always wondered about that; he always seems to be 2 split personalities.

The Glock who's fairly eloquent and the 'what tripe you just posted' Glock.

 

[the count]

The Papa bouba smurf/whatever poster who joined recently writes in a style very similar to Glock ie an English speaker writing in the style of a non native English speaker.
While Glock and Papa may not be the same poster I very much doubt if Glock has only one persona on this and other forums.

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=37366.msg996141#msg996141 date=1258966083]
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=37366.msg996140#msg996140 date=1258965401]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37366.msg996138#msg996138 date=1258965163]
Yeah, I heard a rumour that he was some lonely, fat, middle-aged div who used to be on Koptalk, called The Rule

His 'catchphrase' was 'sit down little man, you have been ruled upon'

So it probably is him, isn't it?
[/quote]

This other guy is a native english speaker who can construct a sentence or two. The same exact posts, word for word, and his signature, are used by Glock on here, however nothing about his writing style otherwise seems to suggest that they are the same person.

This is much more uplifting than football to me right now.
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I've always wondered about that; he always seems to be 2 split personalities.

The Glock who's fairly eloquent and the 'what tripe you just posted' Glock.
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Well, having looked at more of the other GLock's posts, he could be the same guy, but he recycles half of his posts and uses them word for word on here.

 

[Y1]

and the hunt begins.... *send out the sniffer dogs*

 

[darkstarexodus]

And I tried going to bed and missed this? What tripe was just posited. Ratings just increased.

Wow. Looneytunes. Th-th-th-that's all folks.

 

[Farkmaster]

On there he claims to be best friends with Chris Bascombe.

Also, he speaks "fluent Irish" (but not English evidently).

 

[darkstarexodus]

Evidently.

Good find, Farky. I have to work in a few hours and am not going to bother registering for that forum right now but nice one. I generally am against internet witchhunts but I'm willing to make an exception in this case.

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=37366.msg996147#msg996147 date=1258967107]
Evidently.

Good find, Farky. I have to work in a few hours and am not going to bother registering for that forum right now but nice one. I generally am against internet witchhunts but I'm willing to make an exception in this case.
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We'll see, it could well be the same person, given he was listed as one of their top 10 gobshites, but there is something weird about the whole thing, which may just be him being a slightly different troll on there than here.

 

[manwithnoname]

Well, we're essentially left with two equally unedifying possibilities:

1) Grocky really is that "The Rule" bell-end from KT and various other sites. Which would make him the longest-lasting trolling loony the interweb has ever seen. And mentally ill.

2) Grocky isn't The Rule, but Copy & Pastes his verbatim thoughts on a variety of topics and passes them off as his own. And has been doing so for years. Which is so painfully, grimly pathetic, I if I had any empathy at all it would make me want to kill myself.

So which is it? Cast your votes now!

 

[Farkmaster]

I think Glock isn't Doc_Rule, but copy pastes his posts.

If he is Doc_Rule -- which could certainly be the case- we get his B game, apart from the copy posted bits.

Glock, you can dispel this by sending me a PM on that godawful other forum. Check the old inbox.

I'm ready to get "ruled upon".

 

[Y1]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37366.msg996153#msg996153 date=1258968650]
Well, we're essentially left withg two equally unedifying possibilities:

1) Grocky really is that "The Rule" bell-end from KT and various other sites. Which would make him the longest-lasting trolling loony the interweb has ever seen. And mentally ill.

2) Grocky isn't The Rule, but Copy & Pastes his verbatim thoughts on a variety of topics and passes them off as his own. And has been doing so for years. Which is so painfully, grimly pathetic, I if I had any empathy at all it would make me want to kill myself.

So which is it? Cas t your votes now!
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I would go for #2

 

[TheBunnyman]

Who cares? Glock is really fucking boring, whoever or whatever he/it is.

 

[Fabio]

I honestly don't mind which one he is, he's still a pathetic, lying, idiotic, try hard fuckwit regardless.

I will no doubt accept my warning from the mods with good grace and humour.

 

[manwithnoname]

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=37366.msg996155#msg996155 date=1258968821]
I think Glock isn't Doc_Rule, but copy pastes his posts.

If he is Doc_Rule -- which could certainly be the case, because he's got some aspects of the same ridiculous persona, and isn't very bright -- we get his B game, apart from the copy posted bits.

Glock, you can dispel this by sending me a PM on that godawful other forum. Check the old inbox.

I'm ready to get "ruled upon".
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We could combine both names and refer to him as "Gruel"!

Although I rather think this investigative work of yours may well result in a lengthy hiatus.

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=37366.msg996159#msg996159 date=1258969404]
Who cares? Glock is really fucking boring, whoever or whatever he/it is.
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I care... I always thought Glock was a troll, but there was something a bit inconsistent.

What else are we going to talk about anyway?

Anyway, Doc_Rule claims to "support Liverpool and St. Patricks athletic and have season tickets to both."

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=37366.msg996170#msg996170 date=1258970050]

Although I rather think this investigative work of yours may well result in a lengthy hiatus.
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Oh no!

You should be worried if they are one and the same, you'll be out of a job. Over there he calls wash "David NoGoals".

Eat his witty wordplay!!

 

[King Binny]

We may be defensively weaker but I don't see why we should be splashing on a central defender at this moment.

 

[Avmenon]

That's not too bad, tho.

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Binny link=topic=37366.msg996196#msg996196 date=1258972207]
We may be defensively weaker but I don't see why we should be splashing on a central defender at this moment.
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Why, it's costing us more than our being toothless. If our defense was anywhere near as good as it has been in previous years under Rafa, we'd have a bunch of 1-0s.

 

[King Binny]

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=37366.msg996211#msg996211 date=1258973179]
[quote author=Binny link=topic=37366.msg996196#msg996196 date=1258972207]
We may be defensively weaker but I don't see why we should be splashing on a central defender at this moment.
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Why, it's costing us more than our being toothless. If our defense was anywhere near as good as it has been in previous years under Rafa, we'd have a bunch of 1-0s.
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Yeah, get what you mean mate but its obviously more of a team/unit problem than individual one. Besides, with him being so widely chased, surely the transfer fee will be inflated? They've got a notorious chairman who just sacked their manager today after 14 games too.

 

[Holle]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=37366.msg996159#msg996159 date=1258969404]
Who cares? Glock is really fucking boring, whoever or whatever he/it is.
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x infinity

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=37366.msg996265#msg996265 date=1258980610]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=37366.msg996159#msg996159 date=1258969404]
Who cares? Glock is really fucking boring, whoever or whatever he/it is.
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x infinity
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You aren't in the least bit interested that Glock on here is actually a sad little man copy pasting a huge proportion of his posts on here, including crowbarred insults etc?

Recently he took to calling people "girl" on here because on the other site, he is having an argument with someone who is actually female. He doesn't even bother editing out the girl portion of the post.

Recently he asked for his Rafa Out thread to be stickied on here, because the thread is stickied on the other forum, and is the thread that the other poster, who he copy pastes from most commonly posts on, and started. 3/4ths of the posts in that other forum's version of the thread are copied verbatim onto this site, as responses to similar arguments. Having it stickied on here would enable him to use more of that ready made content, which is why he asked for it.

If he IS that other poster, he's trolling this site, and it explains why he's so incredibly schizophrenic, because he's not actually ever conversing with you, he's just copy pasting from another site.

If he ISN'T that other poster, we'll never see him on here again, I'd guess.

Either way, it's a pretty sad and fun.