Roberto Firmino - signed the silky swine

[Oncy]

 

[Oncy]

Hes a bit camp this lad but great finishes.
Number 3 is the best, beautiful control.

 

[Ryan]

The only thing worse than being Neymar, the self-indulgent, me-time prick?

Wanting to be Neymar.

 

[Oncy]

Hes a baller Ryan. Accept it.
Its going to be like having TWO Coutinhos in the side.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Celebrates like a whopper as well

 

[Ryan]

Look I'm on it like a car bonnet if this cunt turns up and starts balling his way round England, but I've got to call it like it is right now - he looks like an almighty bellend.

 

[C/O]

Can we get Dreambeliever to check his phone and confirm whether this is €, £ or $?

 

[Oncy]

Good scoutnation vid

 

[Oncy]

 

[Oncy]

He looks the bizz.
Pacey, skillful, hard working, selfless.
Me rikey!!

 

[C/O]

Can you imagine all the puns posters are going to come up with for him?

I know I'm psyched.

 

[Ryan]

I've you take away the obligatory 'o' at the end of every fucking Brazilian;s name, then we're just left with Robert Firmin.

Sounds like a car dealer from Scunthorpe.

 

[C/O]

Yea but then if you add an e in the middle you nearly get fireman.
Then he'd sound like a fireman from Scunthorpe.

 

[Skullflower]

Yep, he looks like a bad bell. Will fit in at barca if he does well.

 

[Oncy]

Hahaha at least we know our place in the grand scheme of things.
We dont look at the south american leagues. Thats the job of Hoffenheim, Porto, Sevilla etc they spend 3-5m on a player then we watch those leagues for them and pay 15-25m whereas Barcelona and Real madrid dont watch those leagues, they watch us and sign them for 30-80m

 

[King Binny]

 

[Red Mullet]

Is he the marquee that Redninja is looking for?

 

[Red Mullet]

Still only one striker. One who makes Agger look like he's built of Titanium.

Not sure if this is a whoosh but Titanium isn't really that strong.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

He looks like a drag queen.

 

[Mors]

I'm calling it now, our new brazillian wunderkid will have more assists and goals in his first season, than that money grabbing floppy haired cunt did last year. 50million thankyouplease

 

[leftpeg]

Can he take a decent corner? It would be nice if he can.

 

[Ryan]

CONFIRMED ON THE OFFAL.

 

[YNWA]

Its official. Signed for 5 years pending medical and work permit.

 

[Ryan]

1. Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 12m12 minutes ago
   #LFC are delighted to announce they have signed Roberto Firmino from Hoffenheim, subject to a medical #FirminoLFC

 

[Ryan]

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 12m12 minutes ago
The 23-year-old has agreed a long-term deal and will undergo the medical after his participation at the Copa America with Brazil #FirminoLFC

 

[Ryan]

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 9m9 minutes ago
Get the full story on #LFC's signing of Brazil international Roberto Firmino here: http://lfc.tv/AEyX #FirminoLFC

 

[James]

Well excited about this. He's a fighter and we've missed that since Suarez.

 

[King Binny]

Get in!

 

[Ryan]

GET THIS IN YOUR CONFIRMED TRANSFER THREADATHON BINDOG

 

[Fabio]

Christ. I'm very surprised we've paid cash money

He's a good player