Rooney should sue for a refund

[Dirkus_Circus]

His hair plugs already look like chit

 

[gkmacca]

The idiot got his first wildly expensive transplant and then shaved part of it off when he got distracted by a new hairstyle craze. He's beyond moronic. I wonder if he thought the great Rod Laver sitting in front of him was Crocodile Dundee?

 

[Mors]

He had more when he first had it done lol

 

[Buddha]

That Posh Spice is a right miserable cow.

 

[gkmacca]

Yup. The ludicrous old trout has now 'designed' a dress that looks just like a nightie. She's a proper genius!

 

[Farkmaster]

She's just got resting bitch face.

 

[Spionkop69]

That Posh Spice is a right miserable cow.

No, no no. She's just trying to perfect the heroin chic look that Kate Moss used to do.

 

[Asbo]

That would be like shagging a wishbone without getting good a wish when it snaps. Becks must have a really tiny coke not to have broken it.

 

[Asbo]

Have I said. I hate my BlackBerry playbook auto correct yet?

And I need 12 incher! The wife been getting one for years!

These 7 inch tablets are terrible for old eyes.

 

[kingjulian]

Your wife seems to be cheating on you with the black dude.

You can't blame her. The guy has a 12 inch coke.