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Heard whispers via a press officer that Rooney and Colleen are both in other relationships (with both in the know) and are set to split soon. Don't know how true it is.

Also heard a bit more about those cunts G&H, nothing we don't really know or expect. Just that they were basically laughing at the fans in a meeting and more or less calling us thick and were trying to increase the amount of shirts we were putting out each season to rake more money in, "because we're stupid enough to pay it". Something along those lines anyway.
 
The first sentence doesn't really bother me.

The second sentence doesn't really surprise me or annoy me as the last laugh was on us with them ending up losing millions. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Fuck you Tom and George. FUCK YOU.
 
MUCH speculation around the football world as to how Wayne Rooney's hair transplant will work out.

Snitch on the PItch is indebted to the contributor to Manchester United's redcafe.net website forum who asks the pertinent question: "I wonder which of the squad was the donor?" before providing a few cleverly-created possibilities.

See below for the various hairstyles Rooney could have plumped for...

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Anyone reckon it could be a wind up?

If it is true, good on him for breakng the story himself. If I had his money, I'd have dne the same.
 
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Anyone reckon it could be a wind up?

If it is true, good on him for breakng the story himself. If I had his money, I'd have dne the same.
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he should have enquired about a face transplant 😉
 
Problem with Rooney is that the bald look doesn't fit him.
I kinda feel sorry for him but he's already got a wife and kids, why worry about his looks?
He's got money and he's never gonna look like Beckham. (No homo).
 
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Looks good tbf.
 
@simonjward: So Wayne Rooney's new hair looks exactly like someone has coloured in the top of a potato with a felt-tip pen that's almost running out
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@kissagod: Wayne Rooney's new hair , hahaha, what a vain twat, it looks like someone has put pritt stick on potato and rolled it in shaving debris
 
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Looks good tbf.
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Apart from the stitching around the edges. You'd think in this day and age they could use invisible stitching
 
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In no way, shape or form does that look good
 
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In no way, shape or form does that look good
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I'm looking at the hairline. It's not looking good now but I bet it'll look much better when it's all healed up.
 
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In no way, shape or form does that look good
[/quote] looks like hanibal lecter had a go at him at the dinner table..
 
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