These two are sufficient.
Ohhh Lucas Leiva...
You're shite, You're shite,
Give the ball to Dirk Kuyt,
He's shite, He's shite,
The two of you, on the pitch,
Such an ugly sight!
Ooohhh where the fuck is Nando!
and 
  To the tune of the Hokey cokey
  Put your pass to the side
  your pass to the back
  side
  back
  side
  back
  mix it all about.
  Do the Lucas Leiva and you turn around
  That's what it's all about.
  Oooh the Lucas Leiva
  Oooh the Lucas Leiva
  Oooh the Lucas Leiva
  Side Pass
  Back Pass
  rah
  rah
  rah
*waits for SaintGeorge and Ryan*