The Colin Pascoe Song

[FoxForceFive]

When I went the league cup game the other day I was in kop block 304, next to the 'singing section' who did live up too their name, staying stood & singing all match.

They kept singing this Colin pascoe song all second half.

For the life of me I can't remember it, only that it was sung slow, & said something about him putting out the kit, wearing shorts even though it's fucking freezing, & his knees.

Anyone know the full thing?

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's alright, found it myself.

“Ohhhh. Colin Pascoe. He puts the cones out for the team.” “He wears shorts when it is fucking freezing.” “We don’t care cos his legs are a dream.”

 

[Piedro]

Hahaha, Pascoe's got a song but we still haven't got one for Sturridge. Fucking hell.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hahaha, Pascoe's got a song but we still haven't got one for Sturridge. Fucking hell.

Sad, isn't it?

You'd think his value for the team would be that apparent to the fans now that he'd get one.

Ballotelli had a song within minutes of arriving & has a banner the likes of which is normally reserved for legends of the club & has done fuck all.

 

[Spionkop69]

Yeah but we are the best and most knowledgeable fans in the world it's all ok.

 

[gkmacca]

We DO have a song for Sturridge. Unfortunately it's injured. Strained scansion or something. Due back late April.

 

[jexykrodic]

To the tune of 'My Old Mans a Dustman':

'Oh Daniel's made of paper
He creases all the time
But when he's playing football
He really is sublime'

Yeah, I know, I'm in the fucking cloakroom OK?

 

[gkmacca]

Some fans probably won't rest until we have that speccy twat Gareth Malone as manager, conducting the Kop like a choir, with a giant screen showing lyrics with a bouncing ball keeping the timing going. Look, we've had loads of very good players who haven't had loud and recognisable songs about them. It's a bloody football ground, not a glee club. So Sturridge doesn't have 'his' song yet? Boo-hoo. It's so far down my list of 'to-do's it's practically at the end of the toilet roll.

 

[Fabio]

Sad, isn't it?

You'd think his value for the team would be that apparent to the fans now that he'd get one.

Ballotelli had a song within minutes of arriving & has a banner the likes of which is normally reserved for legends of the club & has done fuck all.

Aqua got a banner almost immediately too

 

[FoxForceFive]

Some fans probably won't rest until we have that speccy twat Gareth Malone as manager, conducting the Kop like a choir, with a giant screen showing lyrics with a bouncing ball keeping the timing going. Look, we've had loads of very good players who haven't had loud and recognisable songs about them. It's a bloody football ground, not a glee club. So Sturridge doesn't have 'his' song yet? Boo-hoo. It's so far down my list of 'to-do's it's practically at the end of the toilet roll.

That's a bit unfair macca.

Whilst I understand what you mean, I just think from a players point of view, hearing fans sing a song to a striker who's barely done anything & has been here five minutes, & seeing a fuck off big banner when I'd had neither despite having a stellar season, would piss me off.

It's all relative.

 

[singlerider]

We've got a fucking song for Sturridge, but in my role as armchair-Sky-generation-OOT-wool-never-go-the-game fan, I'm reliant upon others to start propagating it, as I'm also banned from RAWK, which is sadly the most likely forum to get it going.

Anyhoo, it goes like this (you know what to do, match-goers):

To the tune of D. A. N. C. E by Justice

He's S T, U D G E
England's Number 9,
Plays for Liverpool FC
Keeps scoring all the time
Left Citeh and left Chelsea
Cos they were not right
Now he plays for LFC
He's set the world alight

He's S T, U D G E
Scores his goals for LFC
Fuck Citeh and fuck Chelsea
Do the Dance, do the dance

(Do, doo doo)

Plays for a club that's got history

(Do the Dance)

We've got legends like Bill Shankly

(Do the Dance)

Plays for a club that's got history

(Do the Dance)

We've got legends like Bob Paisley

Etc etc

 

[cloggypop]

Other teams do not deserve to be in our songs.