The Corrupted

[Athens]

I know there's already a thread on this, but I couldn't find it.

Fifa's executive committee has voted unanimously for the full publication of Michael Garcia's report into World Cup corruption, according to sources close to world football's governing body.

How are they going to handle this? Publish the whole thing and sack a few people and pretend they're all squeaky clean?

 

[gkmacca]

Blatter will pull off the gold buttons on their blazers.

 

[localny]

I know there's already a thread on this, but I couldn't find it.



How are they going to handle this? Publish the whole thing and sack a few people and pretend they're all squeaky clean?

Honestly, there's probably not much in the report anyway.

 

[Jack D Rips]

They will only publish part of it. Most of it will be redacted.

 

[gkmacca]

They need Binny to Binnify it.

 

[Woland]

Has it got the bit from Zurich 2010 where David Beckham starts vomiting when he sees Prince William, David Cameron, Franz Beckanbauer and Roman Abramovich feasting on children in front of him - as they'd forgotten he was a human?

 

[tombrown]

No way!!!

Beckham's human?

 

[Woland]

Not anymore.

 

[gkmacca]

No way!!!

Beckham's human?

He wears green velvet jackets and drinks Haig whisky from blue bottles. He's a weirdo.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

It's been released in full: http://killingthebuddha.com/wp-content/articleimages/1_redacted.jpg

 

[Judge Jules]

Arf.