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The Dirkilizer Appreciation Thread

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Do you miss Dirk? Do you still wish he was a Red?If so, please call 1-800-LTWLTW for some comfort as this Liverpool legend plays his trade in Turkey with Ming.

In interim, please post clips of your favorite goals, or favorite super man costume pictures ... or just post your favorite memories.

YNWA DIRK!
 
Do you miss Dirk? Do you still wish he was a Red?If so, please call 1-800-LTWLTW for some comfort as this Liverpool legend plays his trade in Turkey with Ming.

In interim, please post clips of your favorite goals, or favorite super man costume pictures ... or just post your favorite memories.

YNWA DIRK!

I just dialed that number and got a gay sex line.

What are you trying to do?
 
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He wasn't the fastest, trickiest, nor the most blessed in terms of ball control, but like Garcia and Maxi, he knew when/where to run in the box to get the rebound, tap in or the loose ball. I think he could've achieved much more here had he been played more often as a support striker than a wide midfielder, a role which his lack of pace, trickery and ball control was not really suited for. When you had a loose ball in the box though, you could put your money on it that he'd be in the vicinity like a piranha smells blood.
 
When you think of some of the completely unwarranted and misguided adulation that half-arsed lumps like Jonjo Shrlvey and the like get around here, it makes it even more astonishing that guys like Dirk and Garcia - who've achieved something for this club in recent memory - get the half arsed support they do.

Complete legends that I couldn't even fault if I tried. Love them to fucking death.
 
No doubt a legend but I don't miss him or want him back.

For me I just got more and more frustrated with him as time wore on.
 
When you think of some of the completely unwarranted and misguided adulation that half-arsed lumps like Jonjo Shrlvey and the like get around here, it makes it even more astonishing that guys like Dirk and Garcia - who've achieved something for this club in recent memory - get the half arsed support they do.

Complete legends that I couldn't even fault if I tried. Love them to fucking death.

This thread is to remember a legend (but I'm sure even you could find faults if you wanted to ... They're not perfect like Lucas ya know?) - not to slam our kids. Shelvey is a kid - who has potential. It's not a bad thing that we're 'high' on the kids ...
 
Dirk was boss. Not in an ironic he can't trap a ball to save his life but he's ugly and funny so I like him kind of way. In a he turns up and scores goals against the biggest sides in the biggest games kind of way.
 
Dirk was boss. Not in an ironic he can't trap a ball to save his life but he's ugly and funny so I like him kind of way. In a he turns up and scores goals against the biggest sides in the biggest games kind of way.

Yep. that's the bit for me; the big game player, all the time.

Any cunt can score a goal, but the ones that do it away from home, or in Europe, or against a top side continually - they're the ones you want.
 
Definitely wasn't perfect and could indeed be infuriating at times, but on the whole, an absolute legend. His ability to score goals when they really mattered is astonishing.

Do I miss him? Only when we're in need of a substitution and the bench looks about as exciting as ready salted crisps.
 
His winner v the Scum in the FA Cup last season.

His performance off the bench in the final v Cardiff.

The last-gasp header that got us through the qualifying stage against Standard Liege.

Being Mummy Dirk and using his shirt to wipe the paint off Torres' face.

Always, ALWAYS working his bandy legs off.

No, he wasn't perfect but I don't give a shit.

He was just Dirk.

Love him like a fat kid loves cake.
 
Nice guy by all accounts, scored important goals, always gave his all... but I don't really miss him, no.

I miss Sami.
 
Rafa's cracking homage to Dirk when he left Liverpool. Worth another read.

A few years ago, a former player of mine from my time at CF Extremadura, Igor Gluscevic, was singing the praises of a team mate of his at Utrecht. The player in question he was always talking about was a certain Dirk Kuyt. He told me that he was so impressive in his work rate and sacrifice for the team. He worked his socks off from the first minute to the last but also he could score goals for fun. As if this wasn’t enough he was a great mate and an excellent professional. He would be a great signing with a consistent level for any side.

Some time later, in August 2006, Liverpool FC, where I was the manager, were looking for a good striker and a right sided midfielder with a good work rate and stamina. But as was always the case, we only had enough money for one of them so I had to choose which one to prioritise. As things happened, I decided that the striker was the priority and a few days later the same Dirk Kuyt signed for LFC from Feyenoord who had brought him from Utrecht. There has not been a single day, not one, when I regretted that decision, in fact it has been the complete opposite. If there is anything I have learnt from experience it is that the signing of Kuyt gave me a player for an exceptional team, as he was versatile, committed, professional and exemplary in his behaviour on and off the field.

As Gluscevic had said, he was an excellent profesional and team mate. But the tall Montenegran didn’t tell me that he was also very effective. His quick turns have surprised many a defender in the Premier League and his involvement in the game was constant. He could play in any attacking position and always knew what he had to do anticipating the situation. He set examples which speak volumes for his form, his commitment and sacrifice for the team. When no-one showed to receive from a throw-in there was always the willing and ever ready Dirk. If you needed someone to get in to position to finish, of course it would be him. When you needed someone to run behind the defence against Milan to create space between the lines for Gerrard again it had to be Kuyt. If you needed one last effort to help against a defender who was getting forward, Dirk Kuyt did it willingly as if he would do it ad infinitum.

A lot of people talk of players who play for the shirt and their loyalty, but I can tell you that in my opinion, in my career as a coach, I don’t know of many players who have played for the Liverpool shirt like he did from the day he arrived to the last second he played for that red shirt. Never, not once, did he complain about having to play in a different role or out of position to help the cause. Not everyone can say the same. He was always the first to train, to improve, to progress and to set an example, he was a true team mate in all senses of the word on the pitch and a model human being off it.

Those who count these things say that he has played 285 matches for LFC and has scored 71 goals, 51 in the Premier League. That’s not bad at all. Especially if we take in to account that they are icing on the cake of all his assets which statistics don’t show: the contribution and good he brought to the team with his industry, his thoroughness, his sacrifice, his generosity and camaraderie.

These are simple things, notes in the margin of a story created from a philosophy engrained with playing for the team, but I remember when he scored in the final in Athens to give us a lifeline when we were running out of time. Also his important goals, in the same competition against Inter Milan, Arsenal or Chelsea. Of all Kuyt’s goals I remember the one he got in the 118th minute of the legendary game against Standard Liege at Anfield which took Liverpool form the qualifiers to the group stages of the Champions League that year.

His three goals against United and the decisive part he played coming on from the bench to win the Carling Cup last season will always stick in the memory of true Liverpool fans. There are so many good things you can say about Dirk Kuyt that they are too numerous to go in this simple and sincere note of thanks.

A player, a footballer is leaving Liverpool but above all they are losing a good person, an excellent professional, a great example for all to follow. And I couldn’t resist dedicating these few lines of thanks.

The best of luck in your new venture, Dirk. You deserve it.

Rafa Benítez.
 
I miss everything about the Dirk. I probably miss him constantly running around like a rabid labrador and hounding the opposition when they have the ball in their own half the most though.
 
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