Tony Pulis

[Red Astaire]

It's definitely not as good a joke as the bloke who walked into the pet shop to ask how much the wasp was that he'd just seen in the window.

It's not even close to being a funny as the time a guy walked into a doctors office and said 'Doc I've got a problem - Everytime I look at myself in the mirror when I'm naked I get an erection" Doc said "That's because you look like a cunt"

 

[Jack D Rips]

I dont get it?

Sounds to me like he was telling a joke and got loads of laughs for it. Cant see why he's complaining really.

 

[Athens]

It's not even close to being a funny as the time a guy walked into a doctors office and said 'Doc I've got a problem - Everytime I look at myself in the mirror when I'm naked I get an erection" Doc said "That's because you look like a cunt"

Or the one about the guy who goes to the doctor as he's in pain on every inch of his body, everywhere he's touches hurts. He had a broken finger.

 

[tombrown]

On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favourite colour in the alphabet?

 

[Judge Jules]

Half past three.

 

[Bradley]

Did you hear about the squinty circumcisor?

He got the sack!

 

[Whirly]

Any chance we can pay him a ton of money to teach us how to defend?

 

[keniget]

I called him the pound-for-pound best Manager in the Premier League here a year or two back when he was at Stoke and got laughed out of town for it.

Then he did that with Palace.

Now the joke's on yall.

I don't remember it like that. Got a link to the thread?

Anyways, what does pound for pound best manager actually mean?

He ended up wasting a lot of money at Stoke and never quite got them to make that next step up. Yeah, it was Stoke but money is money. For me he falls into the same bracket as the likes of Sam Allardyce who are good at keeping shitty clubs on low budgets in the Premier League. He's clearly very good at what he does but meh.