Top 5 all-time posters

[Ryan]

Off the back of D-Mac getting all giddy about Themin's return and claiming he was in his "top 5 posters of all time", I thought of an idea for a thread.

Can you guess what it is?

Anyway, don't be fucking flailing in here all worked up and ready to type and hit enter D-Mac style. Think about this gents.

Your top 5.

Of all time.

That requires some thought.

Then hit us with it:

1)
2)
3)
4)
5)

And they're not in any order by the way. It's just 5 dudes. And don't give me any qualifiers either; none of this 'well if it's about football then it's blah blah blah' cos a) the forum's a mixture of more than just ball, and b) I'll only get all embarrassed at being in everyone's football list.

Anyway, think.

Then type.

 

[Ryan]

P.S. And a little explanation as to why they're in your 5 wouldn't go amiss either.

Oh, and can include banned/lost posters too.

 

[Fabio]

1) oncy - funny twat
2) spion - angry funny twat
3) Ryan - analysing twat
4) Fox force five - techy twat
5) gene - funny twat

 

[Ryan]

1) oncy - funny twat
2) spion - angry funny twat
3) Ryan - analysing twat
4) Fox force five - techy twat
5) gene - funny twat

Standard hard-to-disagree-with 5 right there.

 

[Fabio]

I'm not very original. Few I toyed with, but fuck those guys

 

[Athens]

1. Me.
The rest don't matter.

 

[Oncy]

Very hard to do considering how many proper friends I have on here, so based purely on how much ive enjoyed their posts over the past 8 years.
1.Gene Hughes - without question or a moments pause the best poster of all time
2.Ryan - actually one of the nicest people ive spoken to on here
3.Fabio - much shitter in real life
4.Doc Mac - probably the poster im closest too overall (bitey racists aside)
5.FFF - thats my boy right there

Ive discounted Themn because he keeps fucking leaving me with you bunch of cunts.
There are loads of really great posters who i genuinely love JJ, ILD, Peterhague, Sunny, Sheik, John, athens, Ken, Wiz etc etc etc the list is massive but the five up there (and Brendan may god rest his soul) are my scm lifeblood.

 

[Ryan]

"thats my boy right there"

Ha.

 

[SummerOnions]

1. Kanye West

 

[Ryan]

I'm giving this some serious thought. Got my list whittled down to 9 at the mo, so need to do some more cutthroat culling.

You can get all tied up with 'yeah but they're my mate' n all that shit, I'm keeping mine solely to two criteria:

Posters whose posts I'll read every single time.
If there were only 5 posters left on this site, who would I want them to be.

I've got it down to 7 now actually. Sorry LTW.

 

[Oncy]

Shit forgot GKMacca. I know he isnt to everyones taste and he does hissyfit once in a while but he should be in my top 5. Sorry Macca, complete brainfart.

 

[Oncy]

I'm giving this some serious thought. Got my list whittled down to 9 at the mo, so need to do some more cutthroat culling.

You can get all tied up with 'yeah but they're my mate' n all that shit, I'm keeping mine solely to two criteria:

Posters whose posts I'll read every single time.
If there were only 5 posters left on this site, who would I want them to be.

I've got it down to 7 actually. Sorry LTW.

I think id still be really happy here if only my 5 posted.

 

[Ryan]

Shit forgot GKMacca. I know he isnt to everyones taste and he does hissyfit once in a while but he should be in my top 5. Sorry Macca, complete brainfart.

HENCE WHY I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO TO RUSH INTO THIS.

Cuntz are gonna be all oh shit I forgot about him all day now.

 

[Ryan]

I think id still be really happy here if only my 5 posted.

I'm not that arsed, you can't change it now anyway. Shit's etched in stone.

 

[Fabio]

I made a list , then remembered other posters. Single, doc Mac and Ross narrowly missed out

 

[Oncy]

HENCE WHY I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO TO RUSH INTO THIS.

Cuntz are gonna be all oh shit I forgot about him all day now.

Sorry. Youre right i fucked up.
I'll leave it as is.

 

[Oncy]

I made a list , then remembered other posters. Single, doc Mac and Ross narrowly missed out

Youre fucking useless you

 

[jimmy]

1. LTW
2. Judge Jules
3. Vlad's Quiff
4. Keniget
5. Mark1975

 

[Oncy]

Actually Macca can miss out for the same reason as Themn.

 

[Oncy]

1. LTW
2. Judge Jules
3. Vlad's Quiff
4. Keniget
5. Mark1975

Pfft Jew love in.

 

[Fabio]

Youre fucking useless you

I'm happy with my list you biff.

I'm just saying "these lads missed out" in a hope they'd up their game.

 

[Fabio]

I am much shitter in real life though tbf

 

[Oncy]

DigiFabs is ace

 

[jimmy]

Pfft Jew love in.

Well, with the ever growing anti-semitism theses days, one must stick with his own...

Nice "Jew" comment BTW - I knew 2.5 were Jews, didn't realize the other 2.5 were too...

 

[Fabio]

DigiFabs is ace

I think I just need to buy a couple of ipads and get one of the brothers to take one and I'll just facetime the drinkies

 

[Fabio]

Or use MSN messenger to post my responses to drinkies based hilarity

 

[Ryan]

1. LTW
2. Judge Jules
3. Vlad's Quiff
4. Keniget
5. Mark1975

Oooooh I'd forgotten about Jules.

Back up to 8.

 

[Ryan]

Pfft Jew love in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jimmy]

Oppps - forgot about one more top Jewish poster - Lippy (aka Sunny) - too late for changing my list, but he'd definitely be there too.

 

[refugee]

No mention of Binny....you're all wrong