Torres threads

[Stulikesdrums]

Hi Mods,

As we have seen in the past when a former player plays well or scores a goal there is thread created about them.
I lost count of the amount of Sinama-Pongolle threads I read when he was in Spain.
It looks like Torres will score a few goals at Chelsea and you just know there will be a new thread each time.
Any ideas to restrict this?

 

[Sunny]

Ask the oppositions defences to kindly stop him scoring goals ?

 

[SummerOnions]

Tell him to carry on his *snigger* rich vein of form?

 

[Judge Jules]

The responses to the threads (or lack of responses maybe) will take care of it IMO.