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what the fuck is wrong with him?
Nothing. He's just shit now.
that's more than being shit.
He didn't score that because of all the injuries he's had.
Once he lost that killer first yard of pace he lost the ability to head the ball in from 18 inches.
He also lost the ability to welly the ball in from anywhere in and around the box. Because he can't run as fast as he used to.
He can't run fast cos he's carrying all that wonga Chelsea are giving him.
Shit is shit. There are no acceptable levels of shit.
Well, that's just stupid, he should put it in a bank or something.
If I was Mourinho I'd make him leave it in the changing room. Oh wait.... just remembered John Terry.
Yea, a bank then.
I dunno, if it's in the bank then he'd have to pay taxes and shit...
But surely the saving in tax evasion is outweighed by the shitness of every contract he's going to get between now and the end of his career?
Wasn't the end of his career ages ago?
I loved Torres when he was a Liverpool player. I take no pleasure in seeing how shit he has become even if it's happening in a Chelsea shirt.
Biggest drop off/waste of talent in soccer history? I can't recall a player hitting his heights and then becoming so shit.
Biggest drop off/waste of talent in soccer history? I can't recall a player hitting his heights and then becoming so shit.
Ok.
There is only one explanation for this, and no Rafa will change that for him as that has been tried by the Chelsea owner. I still think he kind of moves the way he did for us on the pitch and think his injury worries are over for him. No the problem is the LFC supporters curse, which was caused by the manner and timing of his departure from our club. I think so many of us were so upset that our hearts reached the heaven;s and subsequently the Almighty heard the cries of our hearts and took something away from Torres the footballer. The curse will only be removed if one of two things happen:-
1) He leaves this land i.e. the PL.
2) He comes back to Liverpool
Trust me - that is what has happened.
1) He leaves this land i.e. the PL.
2) He comes back to Liverpool
Trust me - that is what has happened.
Nope. He missed it because Chelsea's system isn't set up to play to his strengths. Either that, or because he hasn't had a consistent run in the team. Those are the reasons why he missed from a yard.
He's gone from playing for two clubs where he was idolized and loved, to a club where he's winning trophies (barely playing) & earning big pay checks. He's also had a torrid time with injuries, and rarely gets a sustained run in the team.
I was taking the piss.
gene whoosh
Not with a decline as bad as Torres could Gene be wooshed. I think perhaps he trolled you.
Is Ryan taking the mickey too? I thought he was serious!
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