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Yeah I kind of agree with Brizzle. We give it out so we have to take it back. The good thing about it is that we are challenging for the league and taking shit from these also-rans, who are happy to lose games if it stops us, or are happy to lose games to avoid being in the Europa league next season, or who havn't won a trophy in 8 years, or who sold a player for 80M and wasted it on shite that got them to 6th with a GD of +1.

Its a much better situation than when we were giving it out whilst languishing in 7th place.
 
The Poster of the Week mentioned this earlier ... but let's be serious, they wouldn't be bothering with us if we were shite and not contending.

I love it. I hope their twatiness reaches absolute peak come next week when City's slip up (@skull
 
Our Gerrard song with 'he slipped on his fucking arse' instead of he's big and fucking hard.
 
We're getting abuse because we're on fucking fire lads. They'd all love to be where we are now. Frankly, I couldn't give a shite about us getting abuse.
 
Even my dreams have become twattish. I had a snooze this afternoon and in the dream West Ham beat Citeh 0-1 and we drew 0-0 with the Toon.
 
Everyone can get fucked. West Ham are going to beat City and we're going to win the League. Fuck all y'all if you think otherwise.
 
Ryan said:
It's cos they're worried. No one gave a fuck about us when we were 7th.
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It's because we imploded in the most painful fashion you could design, as though hastily penned for some shitty tv drama, and it's hilarious when other teams implode. The smart people wait for it to all be over, before they really gloat, the idiots post redcafe threads on here all fucking season long.

The way we have mounted an insane run, then lost this title, after Gerrard's theatrics, then his error, is a perfect storm that no rival fan could resist laughing at.

There's probably some sad fuck right now reading this thread or some other shit right now on RAWK and wanking into a sock. Who gives a shit. We've likely been a very spectacular and ultimately forgettable footnote to this season. There's a lot to be learned from it, and no guarantee that we'll be anywhere close next season. We certainly won't be in the same position if we don't learn from it.

We've been at this point before and it hasn't lead to some period of dominance or even success. No team has the weight of expectation that we have, for what we've accomplished recently. I don't think most other fans are shaking that we'll enter some period of dominance, as there are too many other teams that are a threat as well, and our history of late and the level of competition tends to argue against it.
 
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Gerrard's theatrics
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He gathered the team into a huddle after an important and hard-won victory, in an emotional week. If the cameraman doesn't shove his camera into the huddle, nobody would've known what was going on there and that scene and what was said wouldn't have been turned into a big deal.

What he said provided inspiration for a lot of fans, and that's what fans love to see. Fine, we went on to fuck it up and lose it, but had we gone on to win it, that would have been stuff of legend. Talk of "theatrics" is just OTT, unless you think he did it for the camera.
 
Spurs are a horrible club who talk too much. Spent over 100M and still well off the pace. Hope they miss out on the UEFA Cup.

Huth is just a big baby. Let's not talk about the bitter blue Barkley. Good player and all that but he should worry about Everton's capitulation. Utd supporters want Citeh to win it and have gone up a gear with their twatish behaviour. I hope WHU shock the world and do the impossible on Sunday.
 
All this twattishness is like a dwarf making fun of the lack of height of the second tallest person at a party.
 
TBH, no. The end-of-season disappointment obv.affects different fans in different ways, but this stuff honestly doesn't bother me.
 
Look at it this way.

The only bus parade Chelsea had is the 2 that drove into anfield.

Spurs spent 100m and finished worse that they did last season.

Arsenal broke their transfer record and struggled for 4th. And got bummed by Liverpool twice.

United collapsed.

Liverpool jumped to 2nd on merit, had an outside chance of winning the league, saw 2 players tear the league a en one, saw numerous other players find form and find belief in themselves. Anfield has returned to a place teams fear to come.

And you're all fucking glum?
 
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It's because we imploded in the most painful fashion you could design, .
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I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. We got ourselves back to a situation where it was in our hands if we won our last three games. We lost the first of them and it was back with City then. The past 2/3 months has been sudden death. It was always a one game at a time thing. We lost the game and the league. We didn't implode.
 
Everyone has a dig at others


Arsenal 3-0 Sp*rs (from arseblog)

Three games and three wins against a team that spent over £100m in the summer. £100m! And the combined value of all of those players now is three bags of flour, an old raincoat and a handful of magic beans. Glorious. Made even more amusing by the fact they put the janitor in charge. Comedy gold. It’s like having a sitcom that doesn’t get crap after a few series, every year there’s something new, fresh and funny about what they do and how they do it.
 
Our implosion was simply down to a lack of experience and BR naivety. We had destiny in our own hands and let it slip. Putting it down as a learning expereince doesnt make it less of a bitter pill to swallow.

We'll be back!
 
As Jack says, it wasn't an "implosion". That would suggest something which went on much longer and had more long-term implications. We faced a number of short-term hurdles and didn't make it over a couple of them, which is very different from "imploding". Let's face facts by all means, but let's not exaggerate them.
 
Judge Jules said:
As Jack says, it wasn't an "implosion". That would suggest something which went on much longer and had more long-term implications. We faced a number of short-term hurdles and didn't make it over a couple of them, which is very different from "imploding". Let's face facts by all means, but let's not exaggerate them.
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The media sell it, the masses buy it and it becomes 'the truth'.
 
Judge Jules said:
As Jack says, it wasn't an "implosion". That would suggest something which went on much longer and had more long-term implications. We faced a number of short-term hurdles and didn't make it over a couple of them, which is very different from "imploding". Let's face facts by all means, but let's not exaggerate them.
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How does an implosion suggest a slow process? I've only seen things implode very quickly and violently. If implode can be accurately used to describe anything that has ever happened in football, it's how we drew vs Palace.
 
Having read the sentence again, I reckon I should have expressed it differently and said "something which was more fundamental and had" etc, but I stand by the basic point. What we saw in the Palace game was highly disappointing but wasn't, IMHO at any rate, more than one very bad day at the office, whereas "implosion" to me signifies total collapse.
 
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