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Van Cock out to replace Agent Moyes?

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You know the story behind this right?

"One story has it that Van Gaal got so angry after a poor first half performance from his side that he walked into the dressing room, dropped his pants to reveal his flaccid member and screamed “your football doesn’t turn me on!”

Luca Toni has a slightly different version of the story in which Van Gaal, keen to impress his absolute power over the squad, warned them “I have the balls to drop any one of you” and promptly pulled his trousers down to prove the point."
 
Let's just take a moment to reflect on what a dreadful and hilarious season they have had. Just think about it. Great isn't it? and all while we are powering onward and upward. Pure joy.
 
Hee Hee, I hope this is true an they have to carry on paying ridiculous wages in order to get players, financial suicide if the results don't improve


from the BBC

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27055412


Toni Kroos: Man Utd target to stay at Bayern Munich, says agent
Toni Kroos will not sign for Manchester United this summer and will stay with Bayern Munich "until at least 2015", according to his agent.
The Germany midfielder is contracted to Bayern until June 2015, but talks over a new deal have reportedly stalled over his pay demands.
"There's no official contract offer and there's no need for United to submit one," the 24-year-old's agent Volker Struth told German newspaper Bild.
"Toni's at Bayern until at least 2015."
Kroos, one of a number of key transfer targets for United manager David Moyes, would be able to move to Old Trafford as a free agent when his contract expires next summer, but the German champions are eager for him to stay in Munich.
"It depends on Toni, but we want to continue with him here," said Bayern coach Pep Guardiola.
Bayern strengthened their squad by signing defensive midfielder Sebastian Rode from Eintracht Frankfurt on a four-year deal.
While Kroos can play in that position, Guardiola has regularly used him as an attacking midfielder this season.
 
So previous talk, not least from Kroos himself, about possibly going to Old Tw@tford was actually just a stunt to get Bayern to up their wage offer.

Oh dear how embarrassing never mind eh.
 
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