You know, I really thought about it. Was going to call myself 'Norwegian Blue' riffing off them slagging us for having a Norwegian support and the famous Monty Python sketch about the dead parrot. But I realised I'd have to play a very long game. We're paranoid as fuck on here, I can only imagine how rabidly twitchy they are on Everton forums. I couldn't just fly in there and start a thread on Koeman calling us a giant club (and by extension suggesting they're a shitty, parochial, little club). No. That would not have done. I would have needed to go deep, deep, deep under ground. A sleeper cell. Posting regularly. Ingratiating myself amongst my fellow blues. Working past their suspicions, and becoming a mainstay amongst their inner quorum of top posters. Only at that point could I open a thread about former managers in which I would finally get the opportunity to quote Koeman and enjoy their seething rage.
Seemed like a lot of work.