
bukkakeI'd be spunking all over your face in that dream.
Modric is the player I'd most like to sign.
He'd be ideal for us.
I don't mind puns if they're funny. A lot of these aren't. It's like being drunk in a pub and repeating the same thing that was funny once in the hope that eventually it gets funny againThis is my version of so bad it's good:
"I started playing the triangle for a local reggae band recently.
I stand at the back and ting"
Or:
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunno.
THAT'S COS YOU WEREN'T FUCKIN THERE MAAAAAAN!!!"
Not this. It's too much. Too much cringe. I die a little inside with every one
Why are Juve selling him...
If they are, its because of money.Why are Juve selling him...
Why are Juve selling him...
For 50m most clubs will consider selling almost anyone.
Juve have very little chance of winning the CL and probably still have a reasonable at the Scudetto without him.
Can people stop Booo'ing the bad puns. If we just ignore them they will stop. 😉
This years...... Willian, Mkitaryan etc etc
We have hi-jacked Utds bid.. looks like we could get him too..
We are in for him and have submitted a bid according to reports MEN are running with
MEN?
MEN?
MEN?
