WC Draw

[Le Chacal]

You-Woo-Guay

 

[jexykrodic]

There is no way he will deliver.

Uruguay vs Costa Rica = Uruguay win
Italy vs England = Italy win or draw
Italy vs Costa Rica = Italy win
Uruguay vs England = Uruguay win (Suarez winning goal via handball while simultaneously biting Cahill's hand off)
England vs Costa Rica = England consolation win
Italy vs Uruguay = draw, of course

Uruguay 7
Italy 7 or 5
England 3 or 4
Costa Rica 0

He'll deliver what's expected = nothing!

Can't lose.

 

[rurikbird]

Oh, I see what you meant.

 

[ctlovesred]

Now this is the group of death: Germany, Ghana, Portugal and USA.

Ghana to knock out "Team USA" for the third time in a row.

Yep. We're screwed.

 

[rurikbird]

Hodgson:

It's a tough group, no doubt about that. We've almost got two number-one seeds in our group, as Italy were unlucky not to be seeded first. The good thing is, we do know each other. And the game we've got in the north, when the conditions are tough climatically, is against another European team, so we'll both be in the same boat. I'm still positive about the whole affair, because you never know. You don't win games on paper, and if you're well prepared you get a chance to win all three games.

Brimming with confidence, I see.

 

[ClassicGirl14]

It won't be much consolation, but those other teams probably hoped for someone else from the pot you were in. Your teams are always athletic and mentally strong. Nobody will be taking them lightly. And Klinsmann will love having a pop at Germany.

Thanks. It's just frustrating to see a good team with momentum get stuck there while Mexico gets rewarded for being awful.

 

[Whirly]

 

[rurikbird]

Still gutted not to see Ukraine there. We were so close...

 

[Le Chacal]

I think USA have a chance to finish 2nd

 

[Modo]

Still gutted not to see Ukraine there. We were so close...

I feel your pain, no Zlatan.

 

[ctlovesred]

I think USA have a chance to finish 2nd

Errrr

 

[doctor_mac]

Poor Hodgson will struggle just to pronounce Uruguay.

You're fucking good Macca.

 

[Judge Jules]

Innit. 😀

 

[James]

As an Australian, I have just one word. Fuck.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I can't wait for Suarez to knock England out and make all the hacks who vilified him cry.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

USA draws Germany, Portugal, and Ghana who have knocked us out of the last 2 world cups...😢

 

[Modo]

Who is this guy?

 

[Red Mullet]

As an Australian, I have just one word. Fuck.

Isn't that your 'go to' word anyway?

 

[James]

Yep. Well, that and 'cunt'.

 

[Whirly]

 

[Red Mullet]

Yep. Well, that and 'cunt'.

That's really SCM 'go to' word.

 

[rurikbird]

I feel your pain, no Zlatan.

Yeah, 2 countries with the hottest female fan populations are not there. It's the world's loss...

 

[Modo]

Yeah, 2 countries with the hottest female fan populations are not there. It's the world's loss...

Yup poor horny drunk football fans. Oops just realised the Irish won't be there either. My bad.

 

[ArneSlot4PM]

My love for Suarez has the chance to go into uncharted territory.

 

[dantes]

Falcao should be top scorer after the group games, I'm going with Colombia.

 

[ILD]

Who is this guy?

Joachim Low?

 

[Modo]

The Germany manager?

yep

 

[Got the moves like Carra]

I can't wait for every shitty red top rag and Ingurland fan's head to explode in outrage at everything Suarez does during the group stage. Should be very entertaining even as an Englishman

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Falcao should be top scorer after the group games, I'm going with Colombia.

Tenner on Neymar to be top goalscorer and Brazil to win the World Cup returns £440.

Crazy odds.

 

[StevieM]

As an Australian, I have just one word. Fuck.

Yep - Pack the surfboards, enjoy the beaches - cause the football is going to be brutal.

I hope Ange actually persists with Lucas Neil in defence - it'll be hilarious.