What is the shittest sport ever invented?

[Ryan]

I'm gonna go with Nascar.

Is it for real?

'Here, watch me drive round in a circle for 24 hours'

 

[the count]

Curling

 

[Holle]

Walking.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Walking.

I keep reading this as 'wanking' on the preview of this thread, & thinking, 'That's a sport? Cool, I can do that'

 

[LarryHagman]

I can watch just about anything from the confines of the couch apart from
Any car/bike racing of which, Ryan is right, Nascar truly is outstandingly tedious
Sailing
Baseball - I just don't get it, or why anyone else is interested in getting it
Badminton/Squash - Absolute bollocks
Anything involving snow and ice
Show Jumping
Football (come to think of it)

 

[Red Astaire]

Horse Racing is bollocks.

 

[nealmac]

Tiddlywinks.

 

[Red Astaire]

Tiddlywinks.

😱

 

[Red_Water]

 

[Athens]

fucking dressage or whatever that shite is called.

 

[Red Astaire]

I'm gonna go with Nascar.

Is it for real?

'Here, watch me drive round in a circle for 24 hours'

I hate Nascar as well. I've never actually watched it but my views are based on that hateful Pepsi max advert. The one where those three guys trick their boss into leaving the office so they can all watch fucking Nascar on the TV.

 

[Spionkop69]

Nascar because not only is it shit, but its general following seem to be beer-swilling, gun carrying, yee haaaaing, red neck hicks who think more guns are the answer to everything.

Nascar - Cos you're a cunt!

 

[Red_Water]

fucking dressage or whatever that shite is called.

'Toffing' as played by Toffs.

Although in muggle language it is called Quidditch

 

[Athens]

'Toffing' as played by Toffs.

Although in muggle language it is called Quidditch

So NASCAR and dressage are at opposite ends of the social spectrum but both are at the shitty end of the sporting spectrum.

 

[Rosco]

Cricket

 

[Red_Water]

Cricket

You're having a laugh. Cricket is the greatest sport ever.

 

[Red_Water]

So NASCAR and dressage are at opposite ends of the social spectrum but both are at the shitty end of the sporting spectrum.

Yep. There must be some way of showing that on a graph?

 

[nealmac]

Cricket

Seconded.

 

[dave2]

American football. Fucking dreadful. Also F1 is wank. Ditto Ice Hockey.

 

[themn]

Horse racing
Cricket
Show jumping

 

[dave2]

You're having a laugh. Cricket is the greatest sport ever.

Correct.

 

[themn]

Oh yeah, fucking sailing....Jesus !

 

[doctor_mac]

Sailing is great fun to participate in though.

*Dons sailing cap*

 

[themn]

Sailing is great fun to participate in though.

*Dons sailing cap*

I fucking knew you were a posh knob !

Splitter !

 

[doctor_mac]

I fucking knew you were a posh knob !

Splitter !

Shuddup man, I'm from a council estate. A shitty one.

 

[themn]

Shuddup man, I'm from a council estate. A shitty one.

Don't tell me to shuddup.

Don't try and oppress me, you landed gentry raasclaat !

Or are you one of those working class lads that's forgotten his roots, like Kenny Jones with his polo, or Roger Daultrey, and his fish farm ?

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Cycling

 

[jexykrodic]

Basketball.

At school it was what you did if it was too wet outside to play proper sports. It's about it's level.

 

[doctor_mac]

Don't tell me to shuddup.

Don't try and oppress me, you landed gentry raasclaat !

Or are you one of those working class lads that's forgotten his roots, like Kenny Jones with his polo, or Roger Daultrey, and his fish farm ?

I'll tell you to shuddthefeckuptofeck. I came from a seaside town, and I crewed on boats. I'm a salty sea dog, ye land lubber.

 

[themn]

I'll tell you to shuddthefeckuptofeck. I came from a seaside town, and I crewed on boats. I'm a salty sea dog, ye land lubber.

^^^ protests too much an' shit.