Poll Who wants to be owned by an Oil Rich Oligarch

[localny]

It's the year 2024, Klopp has given nearly a decade to us, and it's been brilliant. But he's moving on and it seems the best way to keep competiting and to avoid a possible Man United style decline is to spend beyond our means

A new owner comes into the frame. He's a super rich Oligarch from a country where the human rights situation is dreadful, and there's little democracy and plenty of poverty. Think Newcastle. Man City or Chelsea level of funds. But the money available would get us the best management and players - and build an even better backroom management system behind the scenes.

Would you want this owner so you can buy whatever player you wanted?

 

[MomoWASright]

No. It’s been my viewpoint for years and I’m not changing.

 

[Woland]

Yeah, I need an excuse to pack in watching this stupid game

 

[Farkmaster]

It's the year 2030 and this narrative intro has yet to be abolished. Using it heralds a shitty movie and not entirely justifiable forced labor.

It's midday and I take my goggles off. Gravity waves of reality portend a migraine. All about me is squalor. My forehead is ringed with the marks of an addict. I sit down in my jizz drenched armchair, and survey the ruins of my life.

Still. Meta block 304 was bouncing. I smile performatively and punch the air. I remember that there's nobody watching irl. I wonder which quorn product I will eat tonight.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

It's the year 2048, I'm 68 and I'm going to retire.
Whoop Dee Fucking Doo

 

[jon545660]

 

[Hyena]

It's the year 2024, Klopp has given nearly a decade to us, and it's been brilliant. But he's moving on and it seems the best way to keep competiting and to avoid a possible Man United style decline is to spend beyond our means

A new owner comes into the frame. He's a super rich Oligarch from a country where the human rights situation is dreadful, and there's little democracy and plenty of poverty. Think Newcastle. Man City or Chelsea level of funds. But the money available would get us the best management and players - and build an even better backroom management system behind the scenes.

Would you want this owner so you can buy whatever player you wanted?

We're already owned by the Americans

 

[peekay]

Fairly confident the poll results will be slightly different if post-Klopp, we gradually slide down the table and spend 5 - 6 years in Europa league places.

Personally, as much as I complain about FSG, I am very happy with them.

 

[Squiggles]

No, but I'd still likely support them still, so what does it matter? I'd like to think we can attract competitive levels of investment, play within FFP, and compete for big titles.

The Super League would be a final straw, because that's one step away from uprooting the club somewhere else. Essentially we would just be a global product without any reference to the community or the city, which makes Liverpool what it is.

 

[darkstarexodus]

I'd like to say no but now that I'm used to us winning I'm not sure I can handle going back to not winning.

 

[Red Mullet]

It’s 2060 and I feel we’ve been lied to.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Its 2100 and 13 years since an asteroid three times the mass of the chicxulub impactor slammed into Goodison park at 25 kilometres per second. The world is cloaked by ash - still stretching well into the mesosphere - and the impact winter is likely to persist for several decades.

No one gives a fuck about oil oligarchs in 2100.

Or football.

 

[DHSC]

Instead of Big Oil, we should try Big Tech.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

It's 2036 and Inter Yer Ma have just won their first SCM title.........Sorry, I'll stop there, it's just too far-fetched.

 

[StevieM]

It's 2036 and Inter Yer Ma have just won their first SCM title.........Sorry, I'll stop there, it's just too far-fetched.

I’ve already won one.

 

[localny]

Glad to see we have 84% against the Ollies. Yissers are the fans I thought yis were 🙂

 

[bluebell]

Can't see how Chelsea, PSG, Villa have suffered? Even Everton have spent money though unwisely and only FFP has stopped them pissing it up in the summer gone.

 

[Hyena]

Moaning about the lack of funds is a big part of the modern Liverpool fan identity. We'd break apart if we didn't have tbat

 

[rurikbird]

Moaning about the lack of funds is a big part of the modern Liverpool fan identity. We'd break apart if we didn't have tbat

That’s kind of true.

 

[StevieM]

Yeah…. But would a crazy rich oligarch lie to us a flagrantly as our current owners????

 

[Mystic]

It's the year 2070 and Russia has amassed four quintillion troops on the border with Ukraine.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Moaning about the lack of funds is a big part of the modern Liverpool fan identity. We'd break apart if we didn't have tbat

City fans still have that poor me attitude.

 

[Woland]

City fans still have that poor me attitude.

It's amazing that they call us victims all the time yet have several megathreads about how hard done by they are on every level

 

[darkstarexodus]

It's amazing that they call us victims all the time yet have several megathreads about how hard done by they are on every level

It's tough supporting a small club.

 

[mom]

No money and no klopp = no chance of success

 

[rurikbird]

It's the year 2070 and Russia has amassed four quintillion troops on the border with Ukraine.

If this means there is an independent Ukraine in year 2070, I’ll take it.

Getting back on topic of the thread, how long do I have to wait till Abramovich is booted out of the UK forever?

 

[tombrown]

It's the year 2070 and Russia has amassed four quintillion troops on the border with Ukraine.

Meanwhile UEFA confirm the decision to hold the CL final in Kyiv

 

[737Max]

If this means there is an independent Ukraine in year 2070, I’ll take it.

Getting back on topic of the thread, how long do I have to wait till Abramovich is booted out of the UK forever?

Only when the crazy Rushki invades Ukraine