Xabi Xabi la vie

[Woland]

This was always the prob. This and the interview saying he'd leave the UK cos of Gordon Brown. @Piedro has the opposite story about Jermaine Pennant though

 

[tombrown]

Jermain Pennant signed over his house, car and wife to Piedro after he served him his tea?

 

[Woland]

Something like that, but I think he got a hand job too.

 

[Markeh]

Something like that, but I think he got a hand job too.

there’s something really mucky about pennant, i’d demand he wash his hands first

 

[Piedro]

This was always the prob. This and the interview saying he'd leave the UK cos of Gordon Brown. @Piedro has the opposite story about Jermaine Pennant though

That one was funny. Pulled up outside the restaurant in his £250,000 Lambo with his page 3 bird (Amy something I think, was about 2009 or 2010). Came in the restaurant, sank about 8 cocktails in an hour (Long Island Iced Teas - Fucking strong ones, I made them), paid the bill, dropped us £40 for the service and then got in his car and sped off with his birds tongue down his ear. Fucking lunatic, must have been at least 10 times over the limit.

 

[Richey]

This was always the prob. This and the interview saying he'd leave the UK cos of Gordon Brown. @Piedro has the opposite story about Jermaine Pennant though

Mind you, given Pennant can probably neither read nor count, any tip he may have given was purely accidental.

 

[rubans]

That one was funny. Pulled up outside the restaurant in his £250,000 Lambo with his page 3 bird (Amy something I think, was about 2009 or 2010). Came in the restaurant, sank about 8 cocktails in an hour (Long Island Iced Teas - Fucking strong ones, I made them), paid the bill, dropped us £40 for the service and then got in his car and sped off with his birds tongue down his ear. Fucking lunatic, must have been at least 10 times over the limit.

Was he not done for drinking and driving before he joined us and after he left us? He never learnt did he.

 

[beejay]

Pennant is on Talksport late show now, I heard him co-hosting with that twat ex Chelsea wind-up merchant Jason Cunty after our game on Monday night.

JP actually spoke really well, intelligent analysis and really supportive of us and respectful to the listeners ringing in unlike Cunty who is just a knob.

For example he batted off any suggestion Barnsley could have had a penalty and explained it well. TBH I didn't know who he was at first and couldn't believe it when his name came up.

 

[Bradley]

It was a Saturday night, restaurant was chocker, fully booked and no tables available. He comes in with his bird, asks for a table, and me being starstruck, manages to make some space, bring an extra table and chairs down from the storeroom, lay the table out and seat the pair of them.

An hour or so later It comes to the end of his meal and he asks for the bill and I said "Was everything OK for you Xabi?, he said the food was excellent, great service and that that he appreciated us fitting them in at short notice. The bill was £88. I put it down on his table. He put £90 in cash on the table. I took it and went to the till to ring it in. Took the £2 change back to the table. I was expecting him to drop me a £20 or something for a tip. He put the £2 in his pocket, said thanks and fucked off.

Mingebag

He may not have given you a cash reward, but this story goes beyond monetary value. He gave you an experience. The high of his arrival, the low of his cheap arse departure.

It's all set up nicely for him to return and complete the circle, the high of Liverpool domination.