I've been in the military, I'm trained to fire a weapon. I've climbed the highest mountain in Sweden and I'm planning on conquering Kilimanjaro next. I usually do well under pressure and I like challenges.
That being said, I've also been violated by Man City three times, so this time I went and got muscles relaxers, lube and shrooms to prepare for the inevitable.
Scandinavian MountainsSweden has mountains?
Yes they walk around everywhere!Sweden has mountains?
NO ROOM FOR FANNIES.Any midgets need their membership of Kelly's Heroes revoked forthwith @momoWASboss
Not of the hysterical kind Momo. But we're taking some fannies along, no two ways around it.NO ROOM FOR FANNIES.
First? We've had a fewLads, we've tripled in fanny size from our first really terrible performance of the season, out of what 45 games (it's April, we've been playing for 9 months?)
Can someone reinstall the stabilizer. Shit happens. Do we have a fanny override called "Even great teams play bad occasionally".
We really aren’t at their level.I think we'll come 3rd in the League. That's about right for us I reckon.
We're not as good as City or Arsenal.
My man!Heads are going to implode when we batter the Italians 1-5 in the 2nd leg while winning every other game we play.
It is written.