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Furious Premier League star Djibril Cisse offered to confront one of his team’s own fans “face-to-face” after being criticised by him on Twitter.
Queens Park Rangers striker Cisse, 31, was told by the supporter he “couldn’t hit a cow’s a*** with a banjo” following his team’s 3-1 defeat against Southampton.
After the jibe about his performance in Saturday’s match, which left QPR bottom of the table, the French player challenged Aran Hayashi to come and “have a chat big man”.
Cisse then tweeted him the training ground address and postcode and even told him what days he would be there.
The £4million ex-Liverpool forward, who has more than 225,000 followers on Twitter, has since deleted the Saturday night tweets.
The row began when the fan tweeted to him: “Wanna actually do something this season? Funny we pay u to score goals but u couldn’t hit a cows a*** with a banjo!”
Cisse replied: “if u wanna talk to me come to the training ground we’ll have a chat big man.”
After giving the full address, he added “when u feel like talking to me face to face just come. monday tuesday thirsday [sic] or friday”.
Another QPR fan then tweeted to Cisse: “Wednesday must be when they do shooting practice then?”
Cisse, known for wacky hairstyles, received police cautions for assaulting a 15-year-old boy in 2005 and his pregnant wife in 2006.
 
Ha ha ha excellant. I still have a soft spot for Cisse for all his faults he loved the club and did score a fair few goals.
 
Ha ha ha excellant. I still have a soft spot for Cisse for all his faults he loved the club and did score a fair few goals.

Coincidentally his wife also has a soft spot aside her right eye from the time Djibril implanted his fist into her cranium.
 
Coincidentally his wife also has a soft spot aside her right eye from the time Djibril implanted his fist into her cranium.


true , i wonder why she stayed with him then ? oh wait , money .
 
Indeed. Demi waves and blue rinses don't quite pull in the same income as playing in the Premier League.
 
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