had a baby boy last night
congratulations to the kuyt's
congratulations to the kuyt's
dirk kuyt
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That was clever of him. 
All the best to them.
All the best to them.
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46867.msg1398822#msg1398822 date=1315988246]
The baby name Aidan Benyamin. Congrats to him. Texted him last night.
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My opinion of Dirk Kuyt just plummeted....actually what is worse than plummeted?
Why (HOW?) the fuck do you have his number Glock? This, if true, poses a whole bunch of questions which are just racing through my mind now all of which concern the absolutely incomprehensible and leave me truly amazed. Of all the questions about how WHY etc the one question I must ask Glock is ... What flavour is the screen on your phone?
The baby name Aidan Benyamin. Congrats to him. Texted him last night.
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My opinion of Dirk Kuyt just plummeted....actually what is worse than plummeted?
Why (HOW?) the fuck do you have his number Glock? This, if true, poses a whole bunch of questions which are just racing through my mind now all of which concern the absolutely incomprehensible and leave me truly amazed. Of all the questions about how WHY etc the one question I must ask Glock is ... What flavour is the screen on your phone?
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=46867.msg1398886#msg1398886 date=1315996904]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46867.msg1398822#msg1398822 date=1315988246]
The baby name Aidan Benyamin. Congrats to him. Texted him last night.
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My opinion of Dirk Kuyt just plummeted....actually what is worse than plummeted?
Why (HOW?) the fuck do you have his number Glock? This, if true, poses a whole bunch of questions which are just racing through my mind now all of which concern the absolutely incomprehensible and leave me truly amazed. Of all the questions about how WHY etc the one question I must ask Glock is ... What flavour is the screen on your phone?
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PM me for Dirk Kuyt's number. But before you PM me please make sure that you have at least £1000 to be donated to Dirk Kuyt Foundation. If you don't forget about it. No point having his number.
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46867.msg1398822#msg1398822 date=1315988246]
The baby name Aidan Benyamin. Congrats to him. Texted him last night.
[/quote]
My opinion of Dirk Kuyt just plummeted....actually what is worse than plummeted?
Why (HOW?) the fuck do you have his number Glock? This, if true, poses a whole bunch of questions which are just racing through my mind now all of which concern the absolutely incomprehensible and leave me truly amazed. Of all the questions about how WHY etc the one question I must ask Glock is ... What flavour is the screen on your phone?
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PM me for Dirk Kuyt's number. But before you PM me please make sure that you have at least £1000 to be donated to Dirk Kuyt Foundation. If you don't forget about it. No point having his number.
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Whatever Glock thinks is a phone is actually a whisk he once found in 1992.
He's been chatting away on it ever since.
He's been chatting away on it ever since.
He does know Dirk's number.
Not only that he actually has Dirk's phone, takes his calls and answers his text messages for him.
He hasn't told Dirk of course, or shared the number with anyone else. Apart from Benitez of course, who used to have the same phone - again without ever knowing about it.
Not only that he actually has Dirk's phone, takes his calls and answers his text messages for him.
He hasn't told Dirk of course, or shared the number with anyone else. Apart from Benitez of course, who used to have the same phone - again without ever knowing about it.
[quote author=Lewy link=topic=46867.msg1398907#msg1398907 date=1316001152]
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398921#msg1398921 date=1316005550]
[quote author=Lewy link=topic=46867.msg1398907#msg1398907 date=1316001152]
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
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Opinion is divided on whether he is Irish but pretends to be Asian sometimes or whether he actually is Asian but sometimes steals posts from someone who is Irish and posts them on here.
I guess he also could be neither Irish nor Asian and steals some posts from someone who is Irish and some other posts from someone who is Asian.
[quote author=Lewy link=topic=46867.msg1398907#msg1398907 date=1316001152]
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
[/quote]
Opinion is divided on whether he is Irish but pretends to be Asian sometimes or whether he actually is Asian but sometimes steals posts from someone who is Irish and posts them on here.
I guess he also could be neither Irish nor Asian and steals some posts from someone who is Irish and some other posts from someone who is Asian.
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398923#msg1398923 date=1316005805]
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398921#msg1398921 date=1316005550]
[quote author=Lewy link=topic=46867.msg1398907#msg1398907 date=1316001152]
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
[/quote]
Opinion is divided on whether he is Irish but pretends to be Asian sometimes or whether he actually is Asian but sometimes steals posts from someone who is Irish and posts them on here.
I guess he also could be neither Irish nor Asian and steals some posts from someone who is Irish and some other posts from someone who is Asian.
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But not Scottish?
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398921#msg1398921 date=1316005550]
[quote author=Lewy link=topic=46867.msg1398907#msg1398907 date=1316001152]
glock is kenny dalglish
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Didn't someone mention Glock was asian ???
And congrats to the Kuyts
[/quote]
Opinion is divided on whether he is Irish but pretends to be Asian sometimes or whether he actually is Asian but sometimes steals posts from someone who is Irish and posts them on here.
I guess he also could be neither Irish nor Asian and steals some posts from someone who is Irish and some other posts from someone who is Asian.
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But not Scottish?
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398930#msg1398930 date=1316007798]
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
The usual suspects 2...sixcrazyminutes style! Glock is the intriguing Kaizer Soze character who just turns out to be some cripple that was dangling in front of your face the whole time! Then when you go back to look at him again you just want to punch Gabriel Byrne in the face for that shit shit accent!
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398931#msg1398931 date=1316008164]
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398930#msg1398930 date=1316007798]
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
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that reminds me, i owe you a drink from the other week lewy. you're not getting it though
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398930#msg1398930 date=1316007798]
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
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that reminds me, i owe you a drink from the other week lewy. you're not getting it though
[quote author=the_dude link=topic=46867.msg1398955#msg1398955 date=1316016286]
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398931#msg1398931 date=1316008164]
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398930#msg1398930 date=1316007798]
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
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that reminds me, i owe you a drink from the other week lewy. you're not getting it though
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i deffo fuckin am, although i cant even remember buyin you a drink
mind you you bought me a fair few tequilas a while ago, so you can just do that again and everyones (me) a winner
[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=46867.msg1398931#msg1398931 date=1316008164]
[quote author=Richey link=topic=46867.msg1398930#msg1398930 date=1316007798]
Scottish was covered under neither.
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*walks off to find Lewy*
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that reminds me, i owe you a drink from the other week lewy. you're not getting it though
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i deffo fuckin am, although i cant even remember buyin you a drink
mind you you bought me a fair few tequilas a while ago, so you can just do that again and everyones (me) a winner
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=46867.msg1398984#msg1398984 date=1316020293]
It was established on KT that Glock is a spoilt son of a Chinese businessman, posting on the internet from his cabin on a cruiseliner.
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i really wish that were true.
It was established on KT that Glock is a spoilt son of a Chinese businessman, posting on the internet from his cabin on a cruiseliner.
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i really wish that were true.
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46867.msg1399242#msg1399242 date=1316101126]
Kuyt say thanks for all the wishes and wishing more and more people to help donate to his foundation.
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tee hee. well that's marvelous, tell ''kuyt'', thanks.
*real conversation between glock and kuyt*
*ring ring*
kuyt - hello.
glock - hey, dirky!
kuyt - who is this, please?
glock - it's me, glock!
kuyt - who?
glock - glocky!!
kuyt - how did you get this number?!
glock - you gave it to me when you were drunk
kuyt - *click*
SURE, you know kuyt, glocky. sure.
Kuyt say thanks for all the wishes and wishing more and more people to help donate to his foundation.
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tee hee. well that's marvelous, tell ''kuyt'', thanks.
*real conversation between glock and kuyt*
*ring ring*
kuyt - hello.
glock - hey, dirky!
kuyt - who is this, please?
glock - it's me, glock!
kuyt - who?
glock - glocky!!
kuyt - how did you get this number?!
glock - you gave it to me when you were drunk
kuyt - *click*
SURE, you know kuyt, glocky. sure.
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