dirk kuyt

[Ryan]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=46867.msg1399243#msg1399243 date=1316102296]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46867.msg1399242#msg1399242 date=1316101126]
Kuyt say thanks for all the wishes and wishing more and more people to help donate to his foundation.
[/quote]

tee hee. well that's marvelous, tell ''kuyt'', thanks.

*real conversation between glock and kuyt*

*ring ring*

kuyt - hello.
glock - hey, dirky!
kuyt - who is this, please?
glock - it's me, glock!
kuyt - who?
glock - glocky!!
kuyt - how did you get this number?!
glock - you gave it to me when you were drunk
kuyt - *click*

[/quote]

Good one Neil.

 

[Fabio]

If I was neil I would have said this

Glock: Dirk! It's glock
*dial tone*
Glock: yeah not bad, you?
*dial tone*
Glock: Dirk! You flirty bastard
*dial tone*
Glock: *faps*

 

[LarryHagman]

Imagine the muck battle at the egg.

Those guys are all winners.

 

[Holle]

[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=46867.msg1399244#msg1399244 date=1316102460]
I suspect the last time Glock seen Dirk was across a court room. These days he's not allowed within 500 metres of Dirk.
[/quote]

Aaaah! That's why he needs his phone number now, right! It all adds up.

What a nutter.

 

[localny]

He has his phone? Now I share a birthday with his son - far more impressive

 

[King Binny]

Goalkeepers: Maarten Stekelenburg (Roma/ITA), Michel Vorm (Swansea/ENG), Tim Krul (Newcastle United/ENG)

Defenders: Khalid Boulahrouz (VfB Stuttgart/GER), Edson Braafheid (Hoffenheim/GER), Jeffrey Bruma (Hamburg)/GER, Joris Mathijsen (Malaga/ESP), Erik Pieters (PSV Eindhoven), Gregory Van der Wiel (Ajax)

Midfielders: Mark van Bommel (AC Milan/ITA), Nigel de Jong (Manchester City/ENG), Hedwiges Maduro (Valencia/ESP), Stijn Schaars (Sporting Lisbon/POR), Kevin Strootman (PSV), Rafael Van der Vaart (Tottenham/ENG), Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV)

Forwards: Eljero Elia (Juventus/ITA), Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Schalke 04/GER), Luuk de Jong (FC Twente), Dirk Kuijt (Liverpool/ENG), Jeremy Lens (PSV), Robin Van Persie (Arsenal/ENG), Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich/GER)

Moldova and Sweden, October 7 and 11 ties

 

[Ryan]

Remember when Robin led a 13 fucking year long Huntelaar campaign? Only for him to turn out to be fucking rubbish.

"A better finisher than Fowler" was the highlight.