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Skullflower

Part of the Furniture
Member
morning chaps.

go and look in your cupboards for a tin of condensed ( not evaporated ) milk. fill a large pan with boiling water and put it on heat. place the unopened tin of condensed milk in the pan for 1 and a half hours. IT WILL NOT EXPLODE, but keep the tin fully immersed in water at all times. let it cool down for half an hour and then put in the fridge for an hour before opening. you will not be disappointed.

it would be good if people didn't spoil the surprise for the unenlightened.
 
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
 
Seems to be like a lot of fucking about for a piece of toffee. It'd be quicker going the pick 'n' mix in Woolies.
 
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]

your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]

your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]

your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Eh? Uncalled for. Completely.
 
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
 
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409079#msg409079 date=1194983597]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
[/quote]

The maths says your still a twat.
 
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=17698.msg409082#msg409082 date=1194983697]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409079#msg409079 date=1194983597]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
[/quote]

The maths says your still a twat.
[/quote]

that's bang out of order.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409079#msg409079 date=1194983597]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
[/quote]

What the fuck are you going on about now?

I dont give a fuck if were on the internet and you dont know his Mum, you just dont say things like that.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=17698.msg408714#msg408714 date=1194952572]
I'm not allowed to spoil the surprise Vantage, or I'd tell you.
[/quote]

here's how it's done.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409090#msg409090 date=1194984004]
Dave, you complete div, you've spoilt it now.

Here's how you could have done it, nobjob.




[/quote]

div? nobjob? no thanks.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409092#msg409092 date=1194984185]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409090#msg409090 date=1194984004]
Dave, you complete div, you've spoilt it now.

Here's how you could have done it, nobjob.




[/quote]

div? nobjob? no thanks.
[/quote]

You're pathetic lad.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409097#msg409097 date=1194984455]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409092#msg409092 date=1194984185]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409090#msg409090 date=1194984004]
Dave, you complete div, you've spoilt it now.

Here's how you could have done it, nobjob.




[/quote]

div? nobjob? no thanks.
[/quote]

You're pathetic lad.
[/quote]

your judgement has affected me.......not.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409099#msg409099 date=1194984535]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409097#msg409097 date=1194984455]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409092#msg409092 date=1194984185]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409090#msg409090 date=1194984004]
Dave, you complete div, you've spoilt it now.

Here's how you could have done it, nobjob.




[/quote]

div? nobjob? no thanks.
[/quote]

You're pathetic lad.
[/quote]

your judgement has affected me.......not.
[/quote]

Didn't expect it would. Now run along, there's a good twat.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409085#msg409085 date=1194983796]
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=17698.msg409082#msg409082 date=1194983697]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409079#msg409079 date=1194983597]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
[/quote]

The maths says your still a twat.
[/quote]

that's bang out of order.
[/quote]

The figures don't lie

:D
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=17698.msg409104#msg409104 date=1194984730]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409085#msg409085 date=1194983796]
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=17698.msg409082#msg409082 date=1194983697]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409079#msg409079 date=1194983597]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409073#msg409073 date=1194983304]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409070#msg409070 date=1194982900]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=17698.msg409060#msg409060 date=1194981201]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409050#msg409050 date=1194979874]
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=17698.msg408715#msg408715 date=1194952735]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=17698.msg408616#msg408616 date=1194947164]
Why? What happens?
[/quote]

Oooooooooooooo I know.

Just google it.

PS: It makes toffee.
[/quote]


your mum's a cunt and that footy site was shit.
[/quote]

Oi fuck face, that is out of order.
[/quote]

shut it, hammer boy. i asked for no spoilers.
[/quote]

Calling someones Mum a Cunt!!!!

You're a twat of the highest order. Fuck off.
[/quote]

we're on the internet and i don't know his mum. you do the maths.
[/quote]

The maths says your still a twat.
[/quote]

that's bang out of order.
[/quote]

The figures don't lie

:D
[/quote]

shouldn't you be having a wank, or something?
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409108#msg409108 date=1194984966]

shouldn't you be having a wank, or something?
[/quote]

Pitiful.

If there's anyone here who plays with themself on a overly regular basis I would guess it was you. I'm suprised you're not completely blind as well as amazingly stupid.

Someone ruins your little recipe for toffee and you deem it OK to call their mother a cunt? You completely classless fuckwit. You're one of the biggest cunts on here, without doubt. Now I've already wasted enough of my life on engaging in debate with a witless cunt like yourself. Next reply you give will be to the wall.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17698.msg409112#msg409112 date=1194985347]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409108#msg409108 date=1194984966]

shouldn't you be having a wank, or something?
[/quote]

Pitiful.

If there's anyone here who plays with themself on a overly regular basis I would guess it was you. I'm suprised you're not completely blind as well as amazingly stupid.

Someone ruins your little recipe for toffee and you deem it OK to call their mother a cunt? You completely classless fuckwit. You're one of the biggest cunts on here, without doubt. Now I've already wasted enough of my life on engaging in debate with a witless cunt like yourself. Next reply you give will be to the wall.


[/quote]

roflmao.
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=17698.msg409111#msg409111 date=1194985147]
What makes you think I'm not?

And I'm thinking about you too
[/quote]

nice.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=17698.msg409114#msg409114 date=1194985501]

roflmao.
[/quote]

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