Newcastle vs Liverpool (Saturday 5.30pm Live on ESPN) MATCH THREAD

[Cerberus]

Suarez would have done a Sub-Zero on Debuchy just then. Sturridge is all like "Yeah what up fool"

 

[Mystic]

Amazing ball from Coutinho, this one is fiery, maybe an old Liverpool Newcastle classic?

 

[Red Astaire]

How fucking biased is Waddle??? LOL - Massive mulleted bellend!

 

[keniget]

Coutinho shits through balls.

 

[Markeh]

goals any good? missed the first 20mins

 

[the count]

I believe the sports psychologist has been working with him. He now envisages the players in the box as wheelie bins.

Downing is known for his rubbish balls all right

 

[Tal]

Newcastle are away at West Ham next weekend. Assuming we win this match, Andy Carroll could put his old club into serious trouble if he maintains his current form. I'd love to see Carroll help to get them relegated, but that would almost certainly reduce the competition for signing him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

So you admit your cock is small?

I never denied it.

Unless it gets angry. You won't like it when he gets angry.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Coutinho looks the real deal in this performance, he's been outstanding.

 

[gene hughes]

Hahahaha@ perch

 

[Cerberus]

They should have scored then/. Barcodes coming back into it a bit.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How did Newcastle miss that? Need to step up a gear here or we'll let them back in.

 

[the_khl]

Coutinho looks the real deal in this performance, he's been outstanding.

He looks like one of those proper Brazilian Brazilians.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Great defending by Enrique.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yellow card for Johnson? A joke.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck off Lucas

 

[Fabio]

Johnson needs to stop being shit. Saying that he might get a red here

 

[Fabio]

Lucky daft cunt

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Johnson's doing my head in

 

[Glen C]

Newcastle are shit scared of sturridge and his pace. He's got the beating of this defence.

 

[Fabio]

Sub johnson

He's gonna get a red

 

[gene hughes]

Ref is dopey

 

[the_khl]

10 match ban for Tiote eh?

 

[Modo]

If that was Suarez he would have received a 10 game ban for assault and 15 for kidnapping because he held his leg.

Oh and a retrospective YAY to both goals (missed the better part of the game).

Glen needs to calm the fuck down.

 

[Fabio]

10 match ban for Tiote eh?

For........?

 

[juniormember]

John Champion after seeing the Tiote stamp on Sturridge:
'he's had a feisty half. So has Glen Johnson'.

Fuck off. Just imagine if that was Suarez.

 

[Spionkop69]

How did that gnarly little shit, Tiote, not get a card in that fist half?

Someone needs to wipe him out and do it hard. Little snide, leaving his foot in on people all over the place. He needs sorting out if the ref don't do it.

 

[Spionkop69]

John Champion after seeing the Tiote stamp on Sturridge:
'he's had a feisty half. So has Glen Johnson'.

Fuck off. Just imagine if that was Suarez.

I know, but I think we need to not use that line too often. Gives the nob ends too much ammo.

 

[Piedro]

RACIST

 

[tombrown]

How did that gnarly little shit, Tiote, not get a card in that fist half?

Someone needs to wipe him out and do it hard. Little snide, leaving his foot in on people all over the place. He needs sorting out if the ref don't do it.

I know a man who will bite him