I'm starting to worry that Luis Suarez is to this column as the ravens are to the Tower of London. Please don't go back to Uruguay, Luis. Myself and the Yeomen have to put food on the table.
This week, though, he was on the receiving end of a couple of incidents, and was very much the innocent party in a couple of clashes with Fabricio Coloccini.
Coloccini was quite rightly dismissed for a lunge on Suarez in the second half of the game between Liverpool and Newcastle at Anfield on Sunday. A few have suggested that a lack of substantial contact is a fair reason for keeping the Argentine centre-half on the field, but I don't buy that at all.
I think if you are that late, with your studs raised and going in at force, you shouldn't escape censure just because you were BAD at trying to foul someone. It's like when people get a lesser sentence for attempted murder. Why should someone be lenient on you if you are not only prepared to be so brutal, but you can't even do it properly?
If Coloccini had broken Suarez's leg, then the opinion would be universal that he deserved a red card, so I fail to see why missing his target should mean that he only gets a yellow card. A tackle to has to have excessive force or brutality to earn a red card, and I certainly felt this one ticked that box.
Earlier in the game, Liverpool felt that they should have had a penalty for a foul involving them same two men, this time in the penalty area albeit with far less nastiness.
I have a lot of sympathy with the Reds on that one, but I also understand why the spot kick was not given. In real time I thought it looked like a good tackle, as my eyes were on the ball, and Coloccini very clearly played it.
Watching replays, however, I can see that his right leg - nowhere the ball and possibly even detached from his body - came through Suarez and brought him down. The replays show, to me, that it was a foul, and therefore should have been a pen.
Replays are a luxury, though, and on this occasion, from the angle he had and at the speed he would have seen it, I have no complaints with the referee not giving what he can't have been 100% sure about.