What can you say...
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Playing Young Boys
he's come inside there
Penetrating the box with deep balls', 'He's laid it on and the big man has said 'thank you very much and gobbled it up
You don't see a tackle like that these days
Three honeymoon couples fetch up at the same hotel in the evening of their wedding day. Later that night the husband comes flying out on to the balcony of couple no.1's room and shouts back inside: "But darling, I only said you had nice t!ts!".
Then the next one comes whizzing out on to his balcony and yells back: "But sweetheart, I only said you had a nice @rse!".
Then husband no.3 comes tumbling out on to his balcony. One of the others asks: "Did you put your foot in it too?".
"No, but I could have."
"It looks even worse from this angle"
"It looks even worse from this angle"
It's Firmino again....
He showed all his inexperience there, he panicked, and shot far too early.
That bender’s fooled everyone.
I've arrived too early and now I'm bored.
Cunt
Who the fuck would say that during a game of football?
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