Bored at work, so thought I'd list a few reasons we're different to other clubs' supporters.
We applaud opposing GKs into the Kop goal
We don’t sing about other clubs, only ourselves
We don’t support Ing Ur Lund. They and their supporters are cunts.
We don’t read, buy or even pick up The Sun.
We welcome our diverse fan base. You do not need to be Liverpudlian to be Scouse.
We support our team like no other, even in defeat
We create songs that are the envy of other teams. And often stolen by them.
We always support and trust in our manager (apart from Hodgson. Hodgson is, was, and always will be a cunt).
Anyone got any others?
We applaud opposing GKs into the Kop goal
We don’t sing about other clubs, only ourselves
We don’t support Ing Ur Lund. They and their supporters are cunts.
We don’t read, buy or even pick up The Sun.
We welcome our diverse fan base. You do not need to be Liverpudlian to be Scouse.
We support our team like no other, even in defeat
We create songs that are the envy of other teams. And often stolen by them.
We always support and trust in our manager (apart from Hodgson. Hodgson is, was, and always will be a cunt).
Anyone got any others?