As are some of the responses.
Name: Ashli Babbitt
State: California
Crime: Breaking and entering a federal building, Defacing the floor of said federal building with blood.
Last known address: (probably) the morgue at Walter Reed.
Name: Roger Stone
Age: Senior citizen
Crimes: Running a swinger club without a business license, lying to the FBI, sodomy in Texas when it was illegal with Ted Cruz, and tickling my anus while I was in the Oval Office.
Name: Rudy Giuliani
Age: Approximately 90
City: wherever I wake up
Crimes: taking Eastern European pharmaceuticals that made my brain melt, toxic flatulence, attempted unlawful sexual activity with a 15 year old Kazakh girl.
Name: Donald Trump
City: Washington, DC (soon Mar-A-Lago, FL)
Crimes: Incitement of riot & insurrection, general assfuckery, being a douche, shitty hair, peeing on hookers, sodomy with Putin