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Bite, Nibble, Munch and Chomp

Ryan, you're a footballer ... Here's your options

1) Get bitten on your shoulder 3 times
2) Have Alex Witsel viciously break your leg (A player who you praised in the World Cup scouting thread I think)
3) Roy Kean viciously break your leg and end your career
4) Mauro Tassotti elbow you in your nose and eye socket
5) Take those two footted off the ground tackles from the young Gerrard
6) Take a flying kick in your gut from Maradona
7) Have Frank Riijkard spit in your face
8) Have Mamadou Sakho elbow you in your face

PROPORTION.

Yes, it's wrong.
Yes, he has a problem
Yes, he needs to be banned

The reason this is being blowing out of proportion is because no one does this on a football pitch bar Suarez. It's insane and unbecoming. That still doesn't make it the worst infraction we've seen on football pitches, and will continue to see ...


I'll tell you why I didn't respond to this yesterday - cos I thought it was pitiful, and I felt sorry for you after reading it.
 
What's wrong? Isn't this hilarious anymore? The punishment doesn't really matter cos "he's our madman" eh?

Bunch of snivelling morons.

boyo, drop the OTT indignation and indignation at the door. Of course he should be punished, but this is calling out for appeal.
 
What's wrong? Isn't this hilarious anymore? The punishment doesn't really matter cos "he's our madman" eh?

Bunch of snivelling morons.


Others have posted this, you'd have noticed if you read the thread, instead of making assumptions, in typical obnoxious, jumped up style. It was dull, predictable gash then aswell, about 7hrs ago.


Ohhh you were so right Ryan, we'd have noticed, but half of us were defending him, while the other half were hysterical, it was *that* funny.
 
What's wrong? Isn't this hilarious anymore? The punishment doesn't really matter cos "he's our madman" eh?

Bunch of snivelling morons.


Snivelling? What's worse snivelling comments denegrating loyalty of fans?

Loyalty should not be confused with redemption or forgiveness. He did wrong, you would have to be a fool to say otherwise. However, you can still support him, want him to be a LFC player and not be a moron. He's clearly got issues, but you can support him and not condone what he does.
 
Just to clarify;

I'm no more morally outraged than anyone else over his actions. I called it for what it is; the act of an absolute fucking dick. It's way back there around page 3 or 4 if you wanna search for it.

I didn't type what Mark, LTW, and all those other mewling cabbages did and say "Horrific, despicable, BUT..." and follow it up with some lame-arsed excuse for his behaviour by citing elblows, or John Hartson, or Alan fucking Shearer's boot - cos that's what dribbling morons do. This man has bitten other men three times, and you're continually prepared to argue how a broken nose would be worse. Those are your words. Amazing. Do you even read them after you've typed them?

So no, I'm not morally outraged at Suarez's actions. He's just a fucking dick.

All of my resentment, every single iota of it, is for the fucking thick as chump supporters we have who find some naive way to defend his actions on here, on social media, fucking anywhere. What is wrong with you?

I woke this morning, opened up facebook on my phone, and there was you Mark dribbling on about how FIFA are corrupt. You even cited Qatar. Have you any idea how ridiculous that is? And you yesterday LTW hammering out 20 different things that could happen to you which would be worse than being bitten? I felt sorry for you, that's why I didn't reply.

Imagine I walked up to you in a bar and bit you. You hadn't really done anything to me, but I just decided to bite you. then I met you 6 months later and did it again, and then another 6 months after that I did it again. You wouldn't be standing there saying that "it was bad yes Ryan, but at least you DIDN'T BREAK MY FUCKING NOSE" WOULD YOU?

Utter fucking morons.
 
I rather like it that @Ryan woke up and his reaction lived up to all my expectations. "Snivelling Morons"? We should have had the Ryan bingo fellas. Would have been fun. 😉
 
I rather like it that @Ryan woke up and his reaction lived up to all my expectations. "Snivelling Morons"? We should have had the Ryan bingo fellas. Would have been fun. 😉


A predictable response sure, but no more predictable than me waking up and knowing the same bullshit wouldn't be blasted all over these pages.
 
I'm outta here. This thread has become a disgrace. 9 thread ban for Ryan. 4 for mark. JJ, GK Macca. Don't try my patience. modo, leave now or be banned from 3 Suarez threads.
 
If you boys are gonna dance around your handbags, shall we buy you some Babyshams to go with them?

Is that what they drink these days? I would have thought they would be on the WKDs and what not. Breezers. Isn't that what they're called?
 
I've lined myself up here with the FA, FIFA, the British media, and John Terry as being someone else you can all blame for this.

Take your anger out on me. That'll do it.
 
I know, spelling mistake. I was hitting the keyboard really hard.

Was talking to my missus about champ the other day actually.

Champ is hard to beat, when you're in the mood for it.

It was 39 degrees here today. Not exactly the weather for it.
 
He's a psychopath who kicks a ball, to paraphrase Bill Burr on armstrong. Just keep him kicking that ball, we got off easy.
 
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