ProbWhat fat and shit?
ProbWhat fat and shit?
If someone's coming to hospital, it's generally not the best of scenariosYeah, but all your ITK stuff is terrible! Bad news and doom-laden portents about career-ending injuries.
You want to take a leaf out of The Firm's book, bring a bit of sunshine to the world.
Thatshh the Fabio way.If someone's coming to hospital, it's generally not the best of scenarios
Better here than the morgue like. Then my ITK would take a much darker turn
Good thing I hate peopleImagine being Fabio, who gets the inside skinny first, but only ever awful news.
I bet you're about as welcome at a dinner party as Oli carrying a Monopoly board
Yeah, Fabs is a good source. Not like your made up van Dijk stuff.
It's a shame his new brother didn't advise against him getting his shit and retarded "Your Hate Makes Me Unstopable" tattoo, which is, incredibly, made even more shit and retarded because that is actually how he spelt "unstoppable"
What a tit.
Apparently Ox and Brewster have got quite pally in rehab together, with Chamberlain encouraging and supporting him through recovery. I reckon that's a nice influence for the youngster to have, both for now, and in the future.
You're a bit of a fucking idiot aren't you ?
Apparently Ox and Brewster have got quite pally in rehab together, with Chamberlain encouraging and supporting him through recovery. I reckon that's a nice influence for the youngster to have, both for now, and in the future.
Yeah, I'll look like an idiot when his leg falls off.
Saw that, Ox is ace. It does seem like Klopp also chooses his players/transfer targets that have the same type of mentality.
Our squad seem to gel together like a family.
Brewster is a really, really amiable young lad. Aside from Klopp being excited about his ability as a player, the commercial side of the club must be similarly excited about his marketability (dread word!).
Yeah, I'll look like an idiot when his leg falls off.
You don't need to wait
Has it fallen off already? Bionic leg then?
No replacement.
Just the one leg now.
I've been thinking about this and if you're going to make a typo in that stupid fucking statement (I assume it's a halfwitted lyric from some shit song for cretins), then this is far better:
"Your Hat Makes Me Unstoppable"
That's pretty funny, and a good conversation starter. Certainly better than what Brewster has, which simply states that you're an idiot who can't spell.