Chelsea (A) - 4 April 2023

[Woland]

We won injury time

 

[Fabio]

Fucking awful. Disjointed. Weak.

 

[Bradley]

Unlucky from Fab.

Like a beautiful pizza coming out of the oven.

 

[Shay_K]

Drinks break for ramadan

Mine's a large Irish pls.

 

[Hansern]

Apart from trying to gift them a goal from Tsimikas and Matip. That was alright. Get Bruno Cheyrou on and win.

 

[Markeh]

Well we’re not losing

 

[Fabio]

We need to get Jones running at them more, as he's at least inventive. Jota I have no fucking clue where he's meant to be playing, as he's fucking everywhere across the front 3 breaking shit down. Nunez quiet, but that's probably because we've barely had our foot on the ball. Bobby is definitely on the pitch, contrary to what I've just watched

 

[Bradley]

At least we made it to half time level.

Hopefully we can make it beyond a minute into the second half before we implode.

 

[Fabio]

Apart from trying to gift them a goal from Tsimikas and Matip. That was alright. Get Bruno Cheyrou on and win.

Christ I'd love Arthur to be the new cheyrou

 

[Buddha]

Gakpo for the Portuguese Maupay please.

 

[dee]

Fucking awful. Disjointed. Weak.

…. and we were not much better

 

[MomoWASright]

We got less shit as the half progressed.

Jones has done more today than any of our midfielders have for weeks

Since the badger was culled.

Jota is so fucking unfit.

He has no excuses he’s played a million minutes since coming back.

 

[Buddha]

Christ I'd love Arthur to be the new cheyrou

Well I guess it’d put the miracle questions to bed…

 

[dogboy]

Both teams are dog dirt.

 

[Frogfish]

Decision making (and application - looking at you Gomez & Tsimikas and Ali with that stupid dilly dallying) has been awful. Just awful. Giving up possession with horrible decision making and passing.

 

[tomasjj]

when jota is out of form he is horrible

 

[Buddha]

Anyone know why wee Ben Doak isn’t making the bench after a couple of brilliant cameos?

I’d love to see him on for Jota as a proper right winger running at that greasy cunt Chilwell.

 

[refugee]

We need to get Jones running at them more, as he's at least inventive. Jota I have no fucking clue where he's meant to be playing, as he's fucking everywhere across the front 3 breaking shit down. Nunez quiet, but that's probably because we've barely had our foot on the ball. Bobby is definitely on the pitch, contrary to what I've just watched

I've seen Bobby on the edge of our penalty box more than I've seen him in their half of the pitch.

 

[refugee]

Anyone know why wee Ben Doak isn’t making the bench after a couple of brilliant cameos?

I’d love to see him on for Jota as a proper right winger running at that greasy cunt Chilwell.

Broke his nose the other day, played once since but they are probably protecting him from the bad juju in the forest team.

 

[Donavan Ried]

We need to use our five subs now. This is absolute shit

 

[Bradley]

Remember when the leaning tower of Pisa was a big deal? Rarely mentioned these days, apart from the Red Bull as just there.

 

[Red Bird]

We need to use our five subs now. This is absolute shit

Nah, it's no worse than it was in the last match.

 

[Fabio]

Solid start, we had a shot

 

[Fabio]

Nah, it's no worse than it was in the last match.

Last match was worse, as I don't actually expect this team to get a result

 

[Woland]

I'd get Divock on now

 

[darkstarexodus]

Have only caught bits and pieces while working but this match is between two teams who are a whole lot of turd. I watched a fair bit of West Ham/Southampton and this isn't much beyond that level.

 

[Fabio]

Kovacic missed a sitter.

 

[Fabio]

Nunez continues to try

 

[keniget]

Why is Matip diving into challenges past the halfway line? It's really criminal stuff.

Fabinho awful there too.

If Chelsea had a proper striker, we'd be in the shit.

 

[MomoWASright]

Kovacic missed a sitter.

Konate was fouled in the build up. I don’t think the whistle works.