Dan Agger - A football thread

[the count]

Eziz Allamov ‏
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Daniel Agger is close to signing a new deal at Liverpool, which will see him earning £80,000/week. (Mirror)

 

[themn]

Eziz Allamov ‏
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Daniel Agger is close to signing a new deal at Liverpool, which will see him earning £80,000/week. (Mirror)

NO, HE'S SHIT AND INJURY PRONE !


SEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL !!!!

 

[the count]

NO, HE'S SHIT AND INJURY PRONE !


SEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL !!!!

It's just you and me love and I am going to bed
You coming?

 

[themn]

It's just you and me love and I am going to bed
You coming?

Nah, I'm gunna watch 'How It's Made'.

G'night !

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Goldeneye. ITV1+1

 

[the count]

Nah, I'm gunna watch 'How It's Made'.

G'night !

X

 

[themn]

Actually, I'm watching 'Serial Killers' on Quest.

Waiting for 'Mythbusters'

Fuck Pierce Brosnan, the bouffant hair bitch.

 

[Oncy]

Wheres our sexy new signing?
We need one.

 

[themn]

We've had 'im.

His name is Borini.

 

[Oncy]

Pah!! I want my Higuain/Jovetic man!!!
The clock is ticking.

 

[Red Mullet]

We've had 'im.

His name is Borini.

And Astro Boy.

Step over stats are going to go through the roof!

 

[themn]

Pah!! I want my Higuain/Jovetic man!!!
The clock is ticking.

I ain't got nuttin' for you man !

 

[Oncy]

Jelly > Jam.

 

[themn]

And Astro Boy.

Step over stats are going to go through the roof!

^^Hath a point.

 

[Oncy]

The lizard king needs to just go FUCK IT and give Mr Rodgers a shiney new CF before Sunday.
Weve just saved 17m a year in wages.
And we are fucking off Carroll, Adam, Mongy joe and anyone fucking else really so he can just bally well stump up the Jovotic dosh.

 

[Modo]

I predict that "Astro boy" will become a new fan favourite.

 

[moron]

Getting back to the topics main theme - Agger is going to sign now right ? - if so I am happy for him to stay so that if Barca come knocking next season we can say - you can have him for £27M, and say it with confidence.

 

[Squiggles]

 

[themn]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M

 

[Mamma Mia]

I predict that "Astro boy" will become a new fan favourite.

Really? I think he's gonna be good but he will frustrate fans, and as many that love him will be bashing him regularly.

See Carra, Lucas, Garcia.

 

[Modo]

Really? I think he's gonna be good but he will frustrate fans, and as many that love him will be bashing him regularly.

See Carra, Lucas, Garcia.

There's always gonna be haters.

 

[Mamma Mia]

There's always gonna be haters.

Yeah, but I don't think it will be unwarranted. He's going to blow hot and cold and his moments of magic will be interspersed with moments of stupidity and wastefulness.

At least for the first couple of seasons.

 

[doctor_mac]

Yeah, but I don't think it will be unwarranted. He's going to blow hot and cold and his moments of magic will be interspersed with moments of stupidity and wastefulness.

At least for the first couple of seasons.

You could have saved a lot of words by saying 'he'll be like Babel'.

 

[Modo]

Yeah, but I don't think it will be unwarranted. He's going to blow hot and cold and his moments of magic will be interspersed with moments of stupidity and wastefulness.

At least for the first couple of seasons.

I'm willing to take that for some creativity in the team and some entertainment.

 

[Mamma Mia]

You could have saved a lot of words by saying 'he'll be like Babel'.

Nah, he's better than Babel.

Carra, Lucas, Garcia.

I'm sticking with those.

 

[red_maradona]

give me some respite from the gloom and doom and pls sign a contract Daniel son.