England's Brave John Terry Is No Longer....

[themn]

England's Brave John Terry.

Sky Sports ‏@SkySports
Former England captain John Terry has confirmed that he has retired from international football. Full story to follow.

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Wow. John Terry retires from international football, saying FA made position "untenable".

 

[Sunny]

Boo fucking hoo.

 

[doctor_mac]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Fabio]

Who will salmon dive to help the keeper now!

 

[hmmmmm1]

So he knows the fa are going to charge him so he jumps before he is pushed?

 

[Rafiagra]

Yup

 

[themn]

Kelly Cates ‏@KellyCates
Mark Halsey must be delighted about the John Terry news.

 

[themn]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
John Terry statement is baffling. Capello and Hodgson could hardly have done more to keep his position "tenable" since last October

 

[gkmacca]

I'll correct it for him:

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
John Terry statement is baffling. Capello and Hodgson and all of us hacks could hardly have done more to keep his position "tenable" since last October

 

[LeTallecWiz]

This is devastating.

 

[Sunny]

I'm hardly going to sleep a wink now

 

[Vlads Quiff]

rearrange this well know phrase..................

fuck I give a don't

 

[gkmacca]

"I fuck give a don't". It was a novelty hit for Des O'Connor many years ago.

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm sure the England dressing-room will be as devastated as we all are.

 

[Bradley]

Jamie Carragher, your country needs you.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

"I fuck give a don't". It was a novelty hit for Des O'Connor many years ago.

Wrong

 

[gkmacca]

As you were - it appears that was actually "Dick-A-Dum-Dum". I'm very tired.

 

[Sunny]

The nation will remember this day

 

[nealmac]

A week before the FA hearing. Sign of a man with a clear conscience that.

 

[Red_Water]

Grade A cunt. Although watching some of the media reaction you'd think he's been unfairly treated!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Does anyone know if there's a hotline in England where I can call to get over this difficulty? Some of us looked up to John Terry as a role model, and losing the ability to see him play for England is a devastating blow to our livelihood. I need to talk to someone who understands - not a bunch of ungrateful Liverpool fans who don't understand how difficult it is to be John Terry, or shag Wayne Bridge's lady when you have a lovely wife. You guys just don't get it.

 

[Sunny]

I really do think England should withdraw from the next World Cup now

 

[OLD_Lewy]

will he avoid shaking the queens hand when he gets knighted now?

 

[gkmacca]

I was looking forward to the trial where everything critical of Terry was going to be pixillated, then afterwards the reporters would put their hands over their mouths and go 'murmurmurmur' when announcing the verdict.

 

[the count]

will he avoid shaking the queens hand when he gets knighted now?

Is "Shaking the Queen's hand" a sexual euphemism?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

could be, for his weekly fernando handjobs (fernhandjob?) maybe, doubt he'd avoid that though, i've seen john terry courageously jump in the way of a bukkake he was walking past in a car park, it really was impeccable timing

 

[FoxForceFive]

 

[gkmacca]

On MOTD2 Murray just said Terry 'would throw himself in front of anything'. Excuse me while I make a call to Eddie Stobart.

 

[Woland]

I understand that when you get to a certain stage and you love sucking tramps off and eating sick out of bins, something has to give.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Does anyone know if there's a hotline in England where I can call to get over this difficulty? Some of us looked up to John Terry as a role model, and losing the ability to see him play for England is a devastating blow to our livelihood. I need to talk to someone who understands - .

Apparently at the end of every episode of "Love thy Neighbour" and "Till death us do part" there is a helpline number you can call.